Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
dating body pieces
After we made love he took a piece of chalk and made an outline of my body.
thinking survival acting
The first rule of survival is: Make your own rules. The hell anyone thinks about the way you're acting; listen only to yourself.
airplane figures edges
Every time I get on an airplane I figure it's gonna get blown up. You live on the edge.
fashion husband nice
I said to my husband, 'my boobs have gone, my stomach's gone, say something nice about my legs.' He said, 'Blue goes with everything.'
heart age funny-valentine
At my age an affair of the heart is a bypass!
circles outsiders hillarious
I'm in nobody's circle, I've always been an outsider.
stage horrible worst
The worst thing that ever happened to me on stage is someone ran forward to tell me they loved me and projectile vomited all over the stage. It was horrible.
inspiring strong-women smart
I was smart enough to go through any door that opened.
powerful air finals
Oprah Winfrey is so powerful that she had the Rapture postponed until after her final show airs.
husband trout my-husband
I got a waterbed, but my husband stocked it with trout.
memorable comedian wish
I wish I had a twin, so I could know what I'd look like without plastic surgery.
dog true-friend love-you
Dogs are easier to love than people; they're certainly more dependable. Once they love you, that's it. A true friend in life is a dog.
love life sexy
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
love funny long
It's been so long since I made love I can't even remember who gets tied up.