Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
jewelry sometimes hillarious
I like colonic irrigation because sometimes you find old jewelry.
funny husband names
I said to my husband, 'Why don't you call out my name when we're making love?' He said, 'I don't want to wake you up.'
baby glasses looks
All babies look like Renée Zellweger pushed against a glass window.
arms hillarious armpits
She's so hairy - when she lifted up her arm I thought it was Tina Turner in her armpit.
children book memorable
Russell Brand has announced that he plans to write a series of children's books. First up: 'Horton Hears a Heroin Dealer.'
president age want
I saw what's going on under my chin. I don't want to be the one the President has to pardon on Thanksgiving.
kings father doctors
My father was a doctor so I was around death all my life. So, I was very used to it because he was a f-king doctor.
hurt grief grieving
Anger is a symptom, a way of cloaking and expressing feelings too awful to experience directly - hurt, bitterness, grief and, most of all, fear.
mountain age overcoming
Age - it's the one mountain you can't overcome.
doctors police age
You know you've reached middle age when you're cautioned to slow down by your doctor, instead of by the police.
fashion real underwear
"I wouldn't go over here to Lisa Rinna and I would say 'Are those breasts real, are you wearing underwear?'"
fashion real wonder
I'm sure some of you are wondering whether my breasts are real. Let me just explain to you. This one is, this one isn't.
lobotomy plastic surgery
A woman went to a plastic surgeon and asked him to make her like Bo Derek. He gave her a lobotomy.
believe parent ugly
I was so ugly that my parents sent my picture to 'ripley's believe it or not' - they sent it back and said, "we don't believe it."