Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
queens boys england
Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress.
speak-english people house
I always like a charity with people who don't speak English because I get them to do all kinds of things around my house.
turkeys sauce enough
Here's a Thanksgiving tip. Generally, your turkey is not cooked enough if it passes you the cranberry sauce.
husband taken heart
I caused my husband's heart attack. In the middle of lovemaking I took the paper bag off my head. He dropped the Polaroid and keeled over and so did the hooker. It would have taken me half an hour to untie myself and call the paramedics, but fortunately the Great Dane could dial.
husband night doors
Last night I asked my husband, 'What's your favorite sexual position?' and he said, 'Next door.'
gynecologists hats body
My body is dropping so fast, my gynecologist wears a hard hat.
beauty makeup found
The ideal beauty is a fugitive which is never found.
baby dog memorable
My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash.
jewelry surgery
What I love about jewelry is you can change it for something else without surgery.
furious
I am furious about everything.
sex gone spots
My sex life has gone from bad to pathetic. My G spot stands for godforsaken.
years als pounds
Al Roker said I am 80 years 'young'; it's like saying Al Roker is 320 pounds 'thin'.
reality thinking dying
I think actual death will be a lot easier than dying on stage. Cause - you know - if you do [actual death] right, you can go looking good. Maybe with a little quip [like]: 'I loved everybody.' But dying on stage...Oh, God!
husband fall making-love
I'm a double bagger. Not only does my husband put a bag over my face when we're making love, but he also puts a bag over his head in case mine falls off.