Joan Rivers
Joan Rivers
Joan Alexandra Molinsky, better known as Joan Rivers, was an American comedian, actress, writer, producer, and television host noted for her often controversial comedic persona—where she was alternately self-deprecating or sharply acerbic, especially toward celebrities and politicians...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth8 June 1933
CountryUnited States of America
water luck lourdes
I am not lucky. I am the type who would go to Lourdes and drown in the waters.
heart making-love bags
Edgar had a heart attack, and I'm to blame. We were making love, and I took the bag off my head.
signatures phrases
[Signature phrase:] Can we talk?
revenge survival matter
Just remember: Surviving is the best revenge, no matter what the disaster has been.
careers towns clinic
I started my career in a town so small the local clinic was called Fred's Hospital and Grill.
moving age target
keep moving. It's hard for old age to hit a moving target.
years age old-age
old age' is always ten years more than we are.
stage shows terrified
I lived to be on stage, and I'm terrified. Terrified before every show.
hate reality shows
I hate reality shows that are not reality.
self self-pity pity
Self-pity shortens your life ...
grandchildren noses four
[When told that her grandchild had her nose:] I didn't get this nose until I was thirty-four.
fall trying stuff
[On plastic surgery:] My motto is: 'Anything that can be lifted should be lifted. Anything that falls should be caught. And try to catch any falling stuff before it hits the ground.
thinking fey looks
I don't think there'd be a Tina Fey now if I hadn't tried to look good in the beginning.
littles glamour newark
Omaha is a little like Newark, without Newark's glamour.