Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
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Sex and children are the two things that delude logic the most in this society.
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Sex is free fun for poor people.
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Raccoons don't need to do poppers in order to come while they're having anonymous same-sex interludes in a highway rest area.
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When I say that asian women are beautiful it's not a sexual thing. I'm not being degrading, I find them sexually repulsive.
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Sex is a very narrow avenue. You only have so many holes and parts, and eventually, you run out of things to do.
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Have you ever thought about registering as a sex offender just so your friends won't bring their kids over to your house?
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I had no musical or athletic ability, and I wasn't particularly good looking. Comedy was something I could do for attention.
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There's a fraudulent root element of comedy in that we say things night after night as though they are rolling effortlessly from the brain and off the tongue, when in fact they are crafted over weeks and months and years.
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I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.
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"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.
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When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.
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There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.
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[Stand-up] might be ballsy, but I'd rather not be an actor. Actors are tools.
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If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.