Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
comedian done clubs
The Internet has done nothing but good for comedy all around. Comedians no longer have to rely on TV execs and club owners deciding if they are funny or not.
progressive-society progressive institutions
The whole institution of marriage itself really has no place in a progressive society.
funny humor abortion
You have options when it comes to abortion now. It's not like 1955 when you just had to kick her down a staircase and hope for the best... you feed her a tapeworm and hope it takes a left at the Y.
mean conversation company
Religion is by no means a proper subject of conversation in a mixed company.
jobs real party
A real cop fights real crime. A vice cop's only job is to ruin the party.
men talking people
It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.
art people pieces
I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.
looks scientology credible
AA makes Scientology look credible,
funny humor noses
I've done coke 'til my nose was bleeding like the fourth week of Lilith Fair.
Everything that is going to kill you is extremely appetizing.
fun being-funny
Doing stand-up takes the fun out of being funny.
pigs dainty
There's times to be dainty and times to be a pig.
world court camps
Courts and camps are the only places to learn the world in.
color mushrooms bags
Don't eat a mushroom stem and see colors, eat the whole bag and see GOD