Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
car house drug
There's a lot of meth [in Bisbee]. So there's an ex-cop-car Tahoe and a BE DRUG FREE van parked right in front of my house.
government drug said
If I say f*** the government, some will clap because they agree and some will clap just because you said f***. I've had countless audience members offer me free drugs but I also got free hernia surgery.
drinking drug lasts
I've been doing a lot of drugs in the last few weeks and drinking less, and I feel much better.
drug done needs
If you have a good product. You don't need to advertise. You've done drugs? Did you ever see them advertised?
drug drank
I drank, smoked and did drugs to get where I'm at.
support drug suvs
Drugs support terrorism? No, your SUV supports terrorism.
drug done problem
They never differentiate between drug users and drug addicts... I've done most drugs there are socially, I never had a problem.
drug mind
The Mind is everything. Do drugs. But just don't have drugs.
cancer boredom drug
Boredom is a disease worse than cancer. Drugs cure it.
fighting drug should
Invent new drugs, that's what you should be doing... fight to get new weirder ones... and weirder establishments to do them in.
two people drug
There's only two types of people who are against drugs: the people who have never done drugs and the people who really sucked at doing drugs.
running topics towns
I love playing in the UK because there are some topics that you just can't talk about in the States without getting run out of town. So let me just say this: Louis C. K.'s new show sucks.
dying mouths tadpoles
"This is Lakshmi Singh." It's like a tadpole dying in muck. Take a drink. Wet your mouth.
littles arizona towns
When I used to drive on the road from L. A., one time in Arizona we went off-road to see what weird little towns are around. Loved Bisbee.