Doug Stanhope
Doug Stanhope
Douglas Stanhope is an American stand-up comedian, actor, and author known for his cynical and controversial comedy style and libertarian political views...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionComedian
Date of Birth25 March 1967
CityWorcester, MA
CountryUnited States of America
funny humor people
I sometimes wonder if necrophiliacs are really into dead people or if they just enjoy the quiet.
men talking people
It is a great advantage for any man to be able to talk or hear, neither ignorantly nor absurdly, upon any subject; for I have known people, who have not said one word, hear ignorantly and absurdly; it has appeared by their inattentive and unmeaning faces.
art people pieces
I recommend to you, in my last, an innocent piece of art: that of flattering people behind their backs, in presence of those who, to make their own court, much more than for your sake, will not fail to repeat, and even amplify, the praise to the party concerned. This is of all flattery the most pleasing, and consequently the most effectual.
military college people
Some people just join the military because they need college money. Then they're idiots and college wasn't going to help.
people comedy miserable
Unfortunately this is where comedy works, where people are the most miserable.
people done alligators
People wrestle alligators but not once has someone done it without an audience.
baby father people
I have a picture I keep in my wallet of my father's corpse... I keep that picture in my wallet to show people who show me baby pictures.
sex fun people
Sex is free fun for poor people.
people asks
Before you ask for the people to rise up and take what's theirs, meet the people, because they're really, really, bafoons.
music tired people
Comedy is like music; it builds on itself. Once someone comes up with a theory or a different way of doing things, people start to mimic it on some level. That's why you go back to the guys you loved in the 80s... and it just seems tired now, because it was all foundation.
long people different
Old people always tell you: 'When you've been around as long I have, then you can argue.' As soon as they're ripped off, it's a different story.
games people competition
A lot of the Olympic games just boil down to genetics. Michael Phelps is genetically built to swim better than other people if he trains the same way. You might as well have a competition for who's the tallest, and act like it's anyone's game!
night people bars
The revolution I was starting where I thought I could yell at 200 people in a bar every night and change the world didn't quite happen.
children hate people
You say you hate children and people always say the same thing; it would be different if it was your own child. Well what if it wasn't?