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gets house pizza society
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
life limits
The only limits in your life are those that you set yourself.
worrying
Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
bald beer equal head street until walk women
Women will never be equal to men until they can walk down the street with a bald head and a beer gut, and still think they are sexy.
hit women
Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
stupid
There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
parachute
You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.
remember
Always remember that you are unique; just like everyone else.
copyright effective known man protection scratched
The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
asked boy cost father
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
learn
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
artificial intelligence match natural
Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
insult rubs tv
A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer.
hear imagination invisible others people
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.