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When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
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Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
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There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.
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The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
blaming
I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.com
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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The last thing I want to do is hurt you. But it's still on the list.
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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I miss you like a retard misses the point.
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.