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Children in the dark cause accidents, accidents in the dark cause children.
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I miss you like a retard misses the point.
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I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
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If you are supposed to learn from your mistakes, why do some people have more than one child.
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Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
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Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
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I didn't say it was your fault, I said I was blaming you.
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Honesty is the first chapter in the book of wisdom. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.com
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If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
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How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
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If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
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The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
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A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to rouse the interest, but long enough to cover the essentials.
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A gypsy fire is on the hearth,Sign of the carnival of mirth;Through the dun fields and from the gladeFlash merry folk in masquerade,For this is Hallowe'en!