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bites dogs feeds hand hot noblest
The noblest of dogs is the hot dog, it feeds the hand that bites it.
fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
next
There's no next time. It's now or never.
known work
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
wake
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
dreaming dreams space time
Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.
diplomat forward hell
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.
hear imagination invisible others people
Some people hear voices.. Some see invisible people.. Others have no imagination whatsoever.
box careless forest match start takes
How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
asked boy cost father
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying.
learn
You're never too old to learn something stupid.
agreed both
If I agreed with you we'd both be wrong.
came chicken egg god hard imagine sit wanting
The chicken probably came before the egg because it is hard to imagine God wanting to sit on an egg.
bird early gets might mouse second
The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.