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beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
baseball hit man
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
black call flying man pilot
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
behind fall man successful
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
copyright effective known man protection scratched
The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
black cats luck pumpkins yours
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
believe billion check four paint
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
discipline celebration obnoxious
Without true celebration discipline is obnoxious.
luck pushing weight
Anybody who is not pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.