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beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
baseball hit man
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
created draft final god man rough sure
Sure God created man before woman. But then you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
copyright effective known man protection scratched
The most effective copyright protection known to man : a scratched CD.
black call flying man pilot
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
behind fall man successful
Behind every successful man is his woman. Behind the fall of a successful man is usually another woman.
dark device finding furniture
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
known work
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
dreaming dreams space time
Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.
planet save
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.