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change love source
I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code.
appear appreciate attitude final gain happiness joys life loss pain rain satisfy smallest spirit sun wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
aim miss
I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.
department fight fire remember tempted uses
When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
phrase stepped whoever
Whoever coined the phrase "Quiet as a mouse" has never stepped on one.
turns
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
call dog gonna matter
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
button girls love press talked wrong
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
deer either wolf
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
skydiving
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
enjoy minute suffer
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
enjoys mean people suffer
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
fights ugly
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.