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hard meet
I don't find it hard to meet expenses. They're everywhere.
hungry men
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
both changed diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
advice frighten fun halloween pretend run scares
On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun
bad lawyers percent rest
Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
buy easier misery money sure
Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
baseball hit man
Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
fights ugly
Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
blog enjoy excellence forget life moment personal
Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co
love picking until wonder
Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
life limits
The only limits in your life are those that you set yourself.
passengers peacefully sleep
When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.
gets house pizza society
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house before the police.
gift history present today tomorrow yesterday
Yesterday is history, tomorrow a mystery, but today is a gift that is why it is called the present