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buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
black call flying man pilot
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
call dog gonna matter
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
call cow disease mad
They call it PMS because Mad Cow Disease was already taken.
black cats luck pumpkins yours
When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
beginning last man says women word
Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
believe billion check four paint
Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
discipline celebration obnoxious
Without true celebration discipline is obnoxious.
luck pushing weight
Anybody who is not pulling his weight is probably pushing his luck.
spiritual motivation numbers
True religion is a universal and (necessarily) ego-transcending psycho-physical motivation of human beings. However, up to the present stage in human history, only relatively few individuals in any generation have been willing and able to make the gesture that is true religion (or, otherwise, true esotericism). In their great numbers, most people have, up to now, never yet been ready or willing to adapt to the true (and progressive) practical, moral, devotional, Spiritual, and Transcendental Wisdom-culture of right life.
oneness world psycho
The nature of the world is inherently obvious, if you remain in a state of total psycho-physical oneness with whatever and all that presently arises.