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advice frighten fun halloween pretend run scares
On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun
choose miss people president run
Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?
bus fast runs twice vehicle
A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.
dark device finding furniture
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.
known work
I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
fine holding line
There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
dreaming dreams space time
Pretty much nothing in time and space is as important as you think it is. Except, of course, dreaming and hugs.
planet save
Save the Earth... it's the only planet with chocolate.
gun idiot
We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
remain remove silent speak
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
ashes banish dead disprove doubts easter faith fan generation inviting life ourselves past seek sun time transports vast
Easter is not a time for groping through dusty, musty tomes or tombs to disprove spontaneous generation or even to prove life eternal. It is a day to fan the ashes of dead hope, a day to banish doubts and seek the slopes where the sun is rising, to revel in the faith which transports us out of ourselves and the dead past into the vast and inviting unknown.
wake
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep.
attract giving positive start
Everything around us is made up of energy. To attract positive things in your life, start by giving off positive energy.
everyday good
Everyday isnt good, but there is something good in every day.