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both changed diapers
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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On Halloween the thing you must do is pretend that nothing can frighten you. And if something scares you and you want to run just let on like it's Halloween fun
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Ninety-nine percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
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Love is like a booger. You keep picking at it until you get it, then wonder what to do with it.
hungry men
Men have two emotions: Hungry and Horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.
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Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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Life is a gift. Never forget to enjoy and bask in every moment you are in. The Personal Excellence Blog - CelestineChua.co
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When black cats prowl and pumpkins gleam,May luck be yours on Halloween.
fill mother says whenever
Whenever I fill out an application, in the part that says "If an emergency, notify:" I put "DOCTOR". What's my mother going to do?
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Women get the last word in every argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
drive park
Why is the place you drive on is a parkway, and the place you park on is the driveway?
buildings call
Why do we call them buildings when they're finished? Shouldn't they be called Builts?
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Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?
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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president and 50 for Miss America?