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aim miss
I still miss my ex-girlfriend, but my aim is improving.
turns
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
good help people smiling
Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
appear appreciate attitude final gain happiness joys life loss pain rain satisfy smallest spirit sun wish
I wish you enough sun to keep your attitude bright. I wish you enough rain to appreciate the sun more. I wish you enough happiness to keep your spirit alive. I wish you enough pain so that the smallest joys in life appear much bigger. I wish you enough gain to satisfy your wanting. I wish you enough loss to appreciate all that you possess. I wish enough hellos to get you through the final good-bye.
button girls love press talked wrong
Girls are like phones. We love to be held, talked too but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!
deer either wolf
If a wolf can take down a deer from either flank, does that make him bambidextrous?
skydiving
If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you!
enjoy minute suffer
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
enjoys mean people suffer
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
block bucks cash cold five frozen hard
I got cold hard cash for Christmas. Five bucks frozen in a block of ice.
black call flying man pilot
What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot you racist.
call dog gonna matter
What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.
god love stupid
God must love stupid people. He made SO many.
bad girls good
Good girls are bad girls that never get caught.