Quotes about humorous
humorous feelings trials
At the trial Stubbs chose to act as his own lawyer, but a conflict over his fee led to ill feelings. Woody Allen
humorous moon wings
Notes for a ballet, The Spell: ... Suddenly Sigmund hears the flutter of wings, and a group of wild swans flies across the moon ... Sigmund is astounded to see that their leader is part swan and part woman - unfortunately, divided lengthwise. She enchants Sigmund, who is careful not to make any poultry jokes ...
humorous names letters
Should I marry W.? Not if she won't tell me the other letters in her name.
humorous names vowels
Sygmnd was a poor Austrian who'd lost all the vowels in his name in a boating accident.
humorous believe practice
I profoundly believe it takes a lot of practice to become a moral slob. William F. Buckley, Jr.
humorous giving air-travel
Now you can't even carry a nail clipper on a plane. Are they afraid you're going to go..."All right! Give me the plane or the b*tch loses her cuticle." ? Robin Williams
humorous reality average
Averages don't always reveal the most telling realities. You know, Shaquille O'Neal and I have an average height of 6 feet. Robert Reich
humorous self hopeful
Acid is not for every brain .... Only the healthy, happy, wholesome, handsome, hopeful, humorous, high-velocity should seek these experiences. This elitism is totally self-determined. Unless you are self-confident, self-directed, self-selected, please abstain. Timothy Leary
humorous majority vote
One, with God, is always a majority, but many a martyr has been burned at the stake while the votes were being counted. Thomas Reed
humorous thinking shopping
If you think the United States has stood still, who built the largest shopping center in the world? Richard M. Nixon
humorous devil extremes
The devil is not, indeed, perfectly humorous, but that is only because he is the extreme of all humor. Samuel Taylor Coleridge
humorous beer thinking
He that drinks beer, thinks beer. Washington Irving
humorous interrupting
Don't interrupt me while I'm interrupting. Winston Churchill
humorous eating indigestion
I have never developed indigestion from eating my words.
humorous heart brain
Show me a young Conservative and I'll show you someone with no heart. Show me an old Liberal and I'll show you someone with no brains.
humorous democracy fundamentals
He who attacks the fundamentals of the American broadcasting industry attacks democracy itself. William S. Paley
humorous men reason
Atlee is a very modest man. And with reason.
humorous writing space
Unless you're writing for a humorous effect, elves or space aliens and all creatures who aren't human should at least be as strange as, oh, the French. Will Shetterly
humorous differences political
The difference between a Republican and a Democrat is the Democrat is a cannibal they have to live off each other, while the Republicans, why, they live off the Democrats. Will Rogers
humorous names two
The Democrats are going to change the name of the Hoover Dam. That is the silliest thing I ever heard of in politics . . . Lord if they feel that way about it, I don't see why they don't just reverse the two words.
humorous should-have class
Every Harvard class should have one Democrat to rescue it from oblivion.
humorous russia income
There is no income tax in Russia. But there's no income.
humorous names use
Indeed, moderation is my middle name (though I do not often use it in signing legal documents) W. C. Fields
humorous law-of-attraction miracle
I am realistic – I expect miracles. Wayne Dyer
humorous people looks
Just because your ad looks good is no insurance that it will get looked at. How many people do you know who are impeccably groomed... but dull? William Bernbach
humorous cutting garden
So she went into the garden to cut a cabbage leaf to make an apple pie; and at the same time a great she-bear, coming up the street pops its head into the shop. What! no soap? So he died, and she very imprudently married the barber; and there were present the Picninnies, and the Grand Panjandrum himself, with the little round button at top, and they all fell to playing the game of catch as catch can, till the gunpowder ran out at the heels of their boots. Samuel Foote
humorous coffee tea
Coffee isn't my cup of tea. Samuel Goldwyn
humorous government law
It is considered in England and the United States that the Government of South Africa is altogether too harsh with its native peoples. It is sadly humorous to notice that the native in South Africa, however, holds an exactly reverse opinion and the fault he finds with the South African Government is that it is far too lenient in its administration of laws throughout the native populace. L. Ron Hubbard
humorous aspect aspects-of-life
I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. Ted Lange
humorous nervous belts
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. Neil Simon
humorous exotic opera
An exotic and irrational entertainment. Samuel Johnson
humorous native-american profound
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.
humorous creativity thinking
I'm really interested in the link between creativity and humor because humor is a type of creativity, and I do think that humorous people and humorous health helps creativity.