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There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
association impossible disgusted
In all societies, it is advisable to associate if possible with the highest; not that the highest are always the best, but because, if disgusted there, we can descend at any time; but if we begin with the lowest, to ascend is impossible. Charles Caleb Colton
assassination
The attempted assassinations against me were not accidental. Akhmad Kadyrov
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We want them to call us, so payment arrangements can be made, so they can be put in contact with any assistance that's available. Allan Urlis
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We want to stay cutting-edge, we want to pull in the private sector who has the technology and the resources to assist us with ... state-of-the-art equipment we will need to secure the border.
ass sitcom
There's this cornucopia of potential, and it can't be realized until someone works their ass off for it. Even on a Nickelodeon sitcom. David Krumholtz
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Yellen’s comments suggest, and I agree, that we are in an asset bubble. Carl Icahn
assassins case former given life president prison
I was in prison with the assassins of the former president of Egypt, Anwar Sadat, who was killed in 1981. Those who weren't executed in that case were given life sentences, and two of those were with me in prison. Maajid Nawaz
assurance kids respect won
The only assurance we have is, because we won our league, we would be in the NIT. All respect to the NIT, but that's not where these kids want to go. Mark Fox
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The outbreak is in northern Iraq. There are lots of challenges there, largely associated with terrain and weather. It's cold and wet, and there are steep sided valleys that the team is moving through. Dick Thompson
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We're not going to put someone in a position where it's going to be harmful of their performance this weekend, but at the same time the team will represent itself proudly. John Adams
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If you can do no good, at least do no harm. Kurt Vonnegut
harmful majority president proposing recipe soup stale
What the president is proposing is warmed-over, stale soup but with a recipe that is going to be harmful to the majority of Americans.
harm ken slow
We're going to take it slow and see how Ken goes. There's still more testing. We would never want to do anything that would harm him as we go forward.
harmony faster courses
We all have this place in us, a place of strength, harmony and wisdom, but most of the time we don't live there How can we course-correct faster? How can we encourage each other to live in that place more? Arianna Huffington
harmless writer
Lexicographer. A writer of dictionaries, a harmless drudge. Samuel Johnson
harmony interest israeli
Israeli interests are not necessarily in harmony with the American interests. Bashar al-Assad
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That's what Major League Baseball's steroid scandal was all about, the hidden harm in competitive sports that sends the wrong message to the young.
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Solana says those responsible at the local, political and religious level must prevent any repetition of such acts, which can only harm the image of peaceful Islam.