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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son.
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar..
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe.
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium.
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship.
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby.
ophelia juliet
Ophelia was bonkers, right? And Juliet was what, a sixth-grader? Rainbow Rowell
thee ifs
If I leave all for thee, wilt thou exchange And be all to me? Elizabeth Barrett Browning
thee mortals universe
Take Courage, Mortal; Death can't banish thee out of the Universe. Benjamin Franklin
thee capacity all-things
Since all things are God, in all things thou seest just so much of God as thy capacity affordeth thee. Aleister Crowley
thee lost mary
No, he can never be lost who recommends himself to thee, O Mary. Alphonsus Liguori
thee abyss wells
Nothing can throw thee into the infernal abyss so much as this detested word - heed well! - this mine and thine. Angelus Silesius
thee whom wrongs
I give thee sixpence! I will see thee damned first - / Wretch! whom no sense of wrongs can rouse to vengeance; / Sordid, unfeeling, reprobate, degraded, / Spiritless outcast! George Canning
thee
Get thee to a nunnery. William Shakespeare
thee wells wounds
So well thy words become thee as thy wounds;
thee kill-me dies
Die not, poore death, nor yet canst thou kill me. John Donne