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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
rome curiosity courtesy
Curiosity in Rome is a form of courtesy. Elizabeth Bowen
rome
When you are at Rome, live as Romans live. English Proverbs
rome style elsewhere
If you are at Rome live in the Roman style; if you are elsewhere live as they live elsewhere. English Proverbs
rome giving church
When I am at Rome I fast as the Romans do; when I am at Milan I do not fast. So likewise you, whatever church you come to, observe the custom of the place, if you would neither give offence to others, nor take offence from them. English Proverbs
rome
When in Rome, do as the Romans do. English Proverbs
rome way
When in Rome, live in the Roman way. English Proverbs
rome giving church
When I go to Rome, I fast on Saturday, but in Milan I do not. Do you also follow the custom of whatever church you attend, if you do not want to give or receive scandal. English Proverbs
romeo-and-juliet-love romeo-juliet romeo-and-juliet-important
I take thee at thy word: Call me but love, and I'll be new baptized; Henceforth I never will be Romeo. William Shakespeare
romeo-and-juliet-love favour romeo-juliet
Out of her favour, where I am in love. William Shakespeare
republican democrat humans
I'm not a Democrat, I'm not a Republican-I'm an American, I'm a human. Chely Wright
republican moderates
There is no such thing as a moderate Republican anymore. Bill Maher
republican ashamed embarrassed
Because of the Republicans, I'm not ashamed of being an American. I'm embarrassed! Bill Maher
republican hell break
How can the Republicans get away with picking their Dennis Kucinich, but when - if the Democrats tried it, all hell would break lose? Bill Maher
republican
There are worse things than being thought a Republican. Charley Pride
republican i-can
I can't go out with a Republican. Madeleine Albright
republican used democrat
I used to be a Democrat, now I'm basically a Republican. Adam Carolla
republican democrat
There are a lot of bad republicans; there are no good democrats. Ann Coulter
republican mark romney
To mark the hundredth anniversary of the Titanic, the Republicans have nominated Mitt Romney. Andy Borowitz