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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
long missing different
Its okay, Beth.I don't want my life to go back to the way it was before i met you.I thought i had it all,but really i was missing something. feel like a completely different person now.This might sound corny,but i feel like i've been asleep for a long time and you've just woken me up... Alexandra Adornetto
longest
Seventy-six? Seventy-six was the longest 17 years of my life, Rich McKay
longest touch
Me and him are always in touch -- always in touch. This is the longest I have ever been without in touch with my son. Sharon Taylor
longer time violent
One knows that after violent exercise one breathes heavily for some time: the more violent the exercise, the longer one's respiration is laboured. Archibald Hill
longer maybe money number spending spent staying travelers
Maybe the number of travelers aren't as high, but the money spent is way up. The travelers are staying longer and spending more money. When you look at it in that sense, I'd say it's very positive. Craig Ray
long-ago evil minorities
Long ago I ceased to count heads. Truth is usually in the minority in this evil world Charles Spurgeon
long thanks mercy
So long as we are receivers of mercy, we must be givers of thanks. Charles Spurgeon
long trials may
FAITH untried may be true faith, but it is sure to be little faith, and it is likely to remain dwarfish so long as it is without trials. Charles Spurgeon
long waiting remember
We shall not grow weary of waiting upon God if we remember how long and how graciously He once waited for us. Charles Spurgeon
able said punning
Of puns it has been said that those who most dislike them are those who are least able to utter them. Edgar Allan Poe
able given ability
You are never asked to do more than you are able without being given the strength and ability to do it. Eileen Caddy
able should wells
If you're my friend I should be able to talk to you but I can't, and if I can't talk to you, well, what is the point of you? Of us? David Nicholls
able
When you learn to say yes to yourself, you will be able to say no to others, with love. Alan Cohen
able way firsts
Being able to do something that's never been done before, that's what I've always wanted to do. . . . There was nothing that was going to stand in my way of being the first. Michael Phelps
able building solutions
You intentionally start small, because you will not be able to compete with an incumbent... because the incumbent is always going to go for the full solution. Aaron Levie
able definitions want
You will never get to the irreducible definition of anything because you will never be able to explain why you want to explain, and so on. The system will gobble itself up. Alan Watts
able bodhisattva preaching
So the bodhisattva saves all beings, not by preaching sermons to them, but by showing them that they are delivered, they are liberated, by the act of not being able to stop changing. Alan Watts
able indecision plans
I've never been able to plan my life. I just lurch from indecision to indecision. Alan Rickman