Quotes about humorous
humorous white church
We even switched to a newly-formed church across the town that gave one hundred and twenty trading stamps each time we attended. (We now worship a brown and white chicken with a sunburst on its chest.) Erma Bombeck
humorous doctors medicine
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal.
humorous writing fiction
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
humorous holiday horror
I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror. Flann O'Brien
humorous credit tongue
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. Flannery O'Connor
humorous want might
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. Cassandra Clare
humorous unusual
That's kind of my own unusual sense of humor. Tim Reynolds
humorous pasta rounds
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
humorous drawing romance
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
humorous intelligent people
The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. Christopher Hitchens
humorous bad-day europe
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. Jay Leno
humorous mean animal
Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche. James Hillman
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
humorous program source
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! Ken Thompson
humorous health doctors
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals. Ivan Illich
humorous office political
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. Harry S Truman
humorous average america
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken
humorous ive-learned minutes
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
humorous laugh
I don't like all the deferential humor, I think it detracts. Laugh with it, not at it. George Romero
humorous abandoned electricity
He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally. Hunter S. Thompson
humorous men expression
In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady. Honore de Balzac
humorous reality kind
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. Harold Pinter
humorous all-time-low world
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. Isaac Asimov
humorous laughing trying
Towards the end of our stay in Uruguay, Osho had started choosing questions of mine that had a humorous potential, ones he could use to make everyone - including himself! - laugh. In the first few weeks after I arrived, the tone of his discourses was quite serious: a lot of politics and talk about the world situation and so on. It provoked my mischievous side, so I would try to provoke him as well - and that divine smile of his - with my questions. Milarepa
humorous should knows
I do not know myself, and God forbid that I should. Johann Wolfgang von Goethe
humorous work-out abuse
If you're a fat person - and especially if you're a woman - at all stages of your life you'll get abuse for it, so you have to work out a way of dealing with it. The best way is to be humorous about it - that defuses any tension. Jo Brand
humorous people interesting
What I've always done as an entertainer is try to come up with things that people will find interesting, or compelling, or humorous. James Taylor
humorous mean design
Several large, artificial constructions are approaching us, ZORAC announced after a short pause. The designs are not familiar, but they are obviously the products of intelligence. Implications: we have been intercepted deliberately by a means unknown, for a purpose unknown, and transferred to a place unknown by a form of intelligence unknown. Apart from the unknowns, everything is obvious. James P. Hogan
humorous
All the fun's in how you say a thing Robert Frost
humorous heart imagination
I can't even tell you what else I imagined. I can only humiliate myself to such a degree; at a certain point it becomes humorous, and this story is not meant to be humorous. This story is meant to winch your ribs open and tamper with your heart. This story is meant to make you realize that your chances of happiness in this world are terribly slim if you lack a fine imagination. Heidi Julavits
humorous doubt scientist
But scientists, who ought to know Assure us that it must be so. Oh, let us never, never doubt What nobody is sure about. Hilaire Belloc
humorous positive-thinking men
Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant to be humorous. Thousands of men and women carry inferiority complexes with them all through life, because some well-meaning, but ignorant person destroyed their confidence through opinions or ridicule Napoleon Hill
humorous sadness creative
If there was sadness in this creative world of mine, it was a pleasant sadness. If there were problems, they were humorous problems. Norman Rockwell