Quotes about humorous
humorous doctors medicine
People usually survive their illnesses, but the paper work eventually does them in. Filing a claim for insurance is terminal. Erma Bombeck
humorous writing fiction
Some of the best fiction writers got their start writing airline menus.
humorous holiday horror
I suppose we all have our recollections of our earlier holidays, all bristling with horror. Flann O'Brien
humorous credit tongue
I don't deserve any credit for turning the other cheek as my tongue is always in it. Flannery O'Connor
humorous want might
I don't do what I'm told, but I might do what you want if you ask me nicely. Cassandra Clare
humorous pasta rounds
Going round and around inside a dryer can be fatal, whereas pasta is rarely fatal. Unless Isabelle makes it.
humorous drawing romance
A diary with no drawings of me in it? Where are the torrid fantasies? The romance covers?
humorous intelligent people
The stupider the regime the more intelligent the people get and the more humorous. Christopher Hitchens
humorous bad-day europe
My wife loves Europe, but to me it's a bad day at a theme park. Jay Leno
humorous mean animal
Reconnecting to the animal means getting to a more sensitive, more artful and more humorous place in the psyche. James Hillman
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
humorous program source
SCCS, the source motel! Programs check in and never check out! Ken Thompson
humorous health doctors
Modern medicine is a negation of health. It isn't organized to serve human health, but only itself, as an institution. It makes more people sick than it heals. Ivan Illich
humorous office political
A bureaucrat is a Democrat who holds some office that a Republican wants. Harry S Truman
humorous average america
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken
humorous ive-learned minutes
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
humorous laugh
I don't like all the deferential humor, I think it detracts. Laugh with it, not at it. George Romero
humorous abandoned electricity
He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally. Hunter S. Thompson
humorous men expression
In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady. Honore de Balzac
humorous reality kind
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. Harold Pinter
humorous all-time-low world
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. Isaac Asimov
humorous animal men
Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in accordance with the dictates of reason. Oscar Wilde
humorous conceited knowing
I don't at all like knowing what people say of me behind my back. It makes me far too conceited.
humorous dark relax
We need time to relax and enjoy ourselves too, no matter how dark the story. The occasional humorous moment helps with that. That's one of the things that Joss Whedon excels at in his storytelling. Patrick Rothfuss
humorous worry missing
If you are watching my films and wondering, am I missing humorous speak because I'm not Korean? Am I missing out? You don't have to worry, because you're only missing probably about a few cents worth out of your ticket price. Park Chan-wook
humorous creative film
In my creative films, if there was something, some humorous moment that is lost to a non-Korean speaking audience, I'll be very sad.
humorous issues giving
If you give Congress a chance to vote on both sides of an issue, it will always do it. Les Aspin
humorous men justice
I'll tell you how I'd like to be remembered: As a black man who won the heavyweight title - Who has humorous and who never looked down on those who looked up to him - A man who stood for freedom, justice and equality - And I wouldn't even mind if folks forgot how pretty I was. Muhammad Ali
humorous opportunity differences
Entrepreneurs are simply those who understand that there is little difference between obstacle and opportunity and are able to turn both to their advantage. Niccolo Machiavelli
humorous states steady
The steady state of disks is full.
humorous waiting canada
It seems that Canada's historic mission is to come to the selfless aid both of its friends and of complete strangers, and then, once the crisis is over, to be well and truly ignored. Canada is the perpetual wallflower that stands on the edge of the hall, waiting for someone to come and ask her for a dance. Kevin Myers
humorous vices redeeming
He hadn’t a single redeeming vice.
humorous house rooms
There ought to be a room in every house to swear in. It's dangerous to have to repress an emotion like that. Mark Twain