Quotes about humorous
humorous sadness england
The proverbial Englishman, we know from old chronicler Froissart, takes his pleasures sadly, and the Englishwoman goes a step further and takes her pleasures in sadness itself. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous events watches
Go to humorous events at comedy clubs and watch laughable movies. Jeffrey Gitomer
humorous doctors medicine
Injections are the best thing ever invented for feeding doctors. Gabriel Garcia Marquez
humorous cities paris
The first thing that strikes a visitor to Paris is a taxi. Fred Allen
humorous looks want
Look at Gleason in The Honeymooners. He was humorous but the way he lived wasn't really humorous. He was a bus driver. Who wants to be a bus driver? He didn't have any money and he was not famous. But despite that, the show is humorous. George Thorogood
humorous laugh
I don't like all the deferential humor, I think it detracts. Laugh with it, not at it. George Romero
humorous abandoned electricity
He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally. Hunter S. Thompson
humorous men expression
In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady. Honore de Balzac
humorous all-time-low world
Meanwhile, fears of universal disaster sank to an all time low over the world. Isaac Asimov
humorous reality kind
When you lead a life of scholarship you can't be bothered with the humorous realities, you know, tits, that kind of thing. Harold Pinter
humorous kids names
People make a lot of fuss about my kids having such supposedly 'strange names', but the fact is that no matter what first names I might have given them, it is the last name that is going to get them in trouble. Frank Zappa
humorous best-kept-secrets russia
Mr. Gorbachev has apparently stumbled onto one of the best-kept secrets in recent Soviet history: Communism doesn't work.
humorous fighting profound
You're a transsexual fighting with a hermaphrodite over a mistress. Jerry Springer
humorous ideas passionate
I love the protest signs protected by the First Amendment - some of them humorous, some of them passionate, some factual, some entirely incorrect - all of them free ideas. Jennifer Granholm
humorous laughing trying
Towards the end of our stay in Uruguay, Osho had started choosing questions of mine that had a humorous potential, ones he could use to make everyone - including himself! - laugh. In the first few weeks after I arrived, the tone of his discourses was quite serious: a lot of politics and talk about the world situation and so on. It provoked my mischievous side, so I would try to provoke him as well - and that divine smile of his - with my questions. Milarepa
humorous
All the fun's in how you say a thing Robert Frost
humorous positive-thinking men
Close friends and relatives, while not meaning to do so, often handicap on through 'opinions' and sometimes though ridicule, which is meant to be humorous. Thousands of men and women carry inferiority complexes with them all through life, because some well-meaning, but ignorant person destroyed their confidence through opinions or ridicule Napoleon Hill
humorous sadness creative
If there was sadness in this creative world of mine, it was a pleasant sadness. If there were problems, they were humorous problems. Norman Rockwell
humorous hands two
One of the first things they teach you in Driver's Ed is where to put your hands on the steering wheel. They tell you put 'em at ten o'clock and two o' clock. Never mind that . I put mine at 9:45 and 2:17. Gives me an extra half hour to get where I'm goin'. George Carlin
humorous men caliber
When he got loaded, the human cannonball knew there were not many men of his caliber.
humorous thinking garbage
I hope we're not just human garbage drifting toward a big sewer. But I think so.
humorous climbing sides
If the reason for climbing Mt. Everest is that it's hard to do, why does everyone go up the easy side?
humorous believe belief
As far as I'm concerned, humans have not yet come up with a belief that's worth believing.
humorous worry hell
I never worry that all hell will break loose. My concern is that only part of hell will break loose and be much harder to detect.
humorous today way
In TV today, you can say I pricked my finger, but you can't say it the other way around.
humorous ideas rope
I hope no one asks me to show them the ropes; I have no idea where they are. Maybe I could pull some strings and find out.
humorous company
We're not supposed to mention f***ing in mixed company, but that's exactly where it takes place.
humorous people stuff
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
humorous giving helping
Give now. Somewhere, someone feels crappy. You can help.
humorous mcdonalds cost
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
humorous rivers swim
As you swim the river of live, do the breast stroke. It helps to clear the turds from your path.
humorous florida police
The owner of a Florida massage parlor has been arrested by police. "There weren't any serious violations," said the officers, "she just rubbed us the wrong way."
humorous fast-food cheetahs
To me, fast food is when a cheetah eats an antelope.