Quotes about humorous
humorous shipping rough
It's rough to go through life with your contents looking as if they settled during shipping. Milton Berle
humorous average america
Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in taxes as he formerly got in wages. H. L. Mencken
humorous ive-learned minutes
You can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that, you better know something. H. Jackson Brown, Jr.
humorous silly play
I guess the more serious you play something, if the context is funny, then it will be funny and it doesn't really require you to be necessarily, explicitly humorous, or silly. Jesse Eisenberg
humorous laugh
I don't like all the deferential humor, I think it detracts. Laugh with it, not at it. George Romero
humorous abandoned electricity
He had that rare weird electricity about him - that extremely wild and heavy presence that you only see in a person who has abandoned all hope of ever behaving normally. Hunter S. Thompson
humorous men expression
In Paris, the greatest expression of personal satisfaction known to man is the smirk on the face of a male, highly pleased with himself as he leaves the boudoir of a lady. Honore de Balzac
humorous weakness knows
It is far better to know our own weaknesses and failures than to point out those of others. Jawaharlal Nehru
humorous night gambling
I gambled at the crap table all night and finally lost $8, but during that time the house gave me four drinks and two cigars, so it was still a lot cheaper than renting a room. Jack Benny
humorous humour
His humour is very much like his movies, one-liners, fast, off-the-cuff stuff. He's always been like that.
humorous
How could you not? I do have a sense of humor.
humorous government juniors
Government is like junior high. Your status depends upon whom you're able to persecute. Jonathan Kellerman
humorous thinking catching-on
For me it was just exciting to see fake news catching on like that. We don't you know, it's interesting. I think we don't make things up. We just distill it to, hopefully, its most humorous nugget. And in that sense it seems faked and skewed just because we don't have to be subjective or pretend to be objective. We can just put it out there. Jon Stewart
humorous talking snakes
Yes, reason has been a part of organized religion, ever since two nudists took dietary advice from a talking snake.
humorous political designer
Subversive, ethical, ecological, political, humorous ... this is how I see my duty as a designer. Philippe Starck
humorous hands essence
In my serious work I am striving for the essence of things and for goals which are possibly unobtainable. On the other hand, everything humorous has great attraction for me, and a childish streak leads me into all kinds of frivolous endeavour. Philippe Halsman
humorous world tragic
The world is an infinitely fascinating, tragic and humorous place. Mike Figgis
humorous school eagles
In leadership we teach we teach;Don't send your ducks to eagle school because it wont help.Ducks finishes eagle school,sees his first rabbit, makes him a friend. Jim Rohn
humorous squirrels may
Well, it may be humorous to you, but it’s a very serious matter to the squirrels. Lisa Kleypas
humorous trying waste
Well, that's your opinion, isn't it? And I'm not about to waste my time trying to change it. Lady Gaga
humorous moon men
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that. Mike Harding
humorous race play
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown Races. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
humorous study economics
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
humorous doors phones
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
humorous men giving
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.
humorous men land
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
humorous holiday mean
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater.
humorous sunday pigs
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.
humorous dying legs
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.
humorous writing fantasy
When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there. Piers Anthony
humorous iron haha
Thery're both iron, isn't that funny?" "Funny haha or funny strange?" James handed them back to me "Funny 'occult'" "Ah. Funny strange" James looked at me sternly, "Don't start that. I'm supposed to be the humorous one Maggie Stiefvater
humorous thinking who-i-am
I like to be as diverse as possible. I think the humorous side and the serious side are both elements of my personality. It's what makes me who I am and if I was to neglect either one of those sides and just focus on one of them, it wouldn't be the full spectrum of my personality. Macklemore
humorous thinking want
The best point of my novels, I think, is their humor. I want to keep many my works humorous. Haruki Murakami