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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
faces focused hate house keeping leadership losing lost love realized seat trial
Love him or hate him, he's no fool. He's realized he may have lost his leadership post, but with the trial he faces losing much more than that. He may not be as focused on keeping his House seat as he has been. Bob Stein
faces groove
New names, new faces and just getting back into the groove of things. Billy Hatcher
faces beast familiar
It's the nature of the beast within us to keep going back to the familiar rather than to strap on faith and face the future. Charles R. Swindoll
faces
And I fell violently on my face. Edgar Allan Poe
faces scapegoat facing-the-truth
Stop looking for a scapegoat in your life but be willing to face the truth within yourself & right your own wrongs Eileen Caddy
faces capitalism
The unpleasant and unacceptable face of capitalism. Edward Heath
faces strange turns
Turn and face the strange. David Bowie
faces fortunate great helped loved manner music seeing work
I was fortunate to work with actors who loved music too. Just seeing what it would do to their manner and their faces was great and it helped give the story a little more soul. Cameron Crowe
faces harder players work
If we have new faces all the players think we need to work harder because they want to play, Rafael Benitez
lawyer
Liar, n.: A lawyer with a roving commission. Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
lawyer commerce jackals
Lawyers are the jackals of commerce. Elbert Hubbard
lawyers specialize tie truth
From Merck's victories, I've leaned that you must tie their lawyers to the truth. They specialize in mudslinging. Mark Lanier
lawyer should presentation-skills
Extemporaneous speaking should be practised and cultivated. It is the lawyer's avenue to the public.... Abraham Lincoln
lawyer accomplished
I am not an accomplished lawyer. Abraham Lincoln
lawyer start
I was going to start with a lawyer joke, but I'm told it was already done yesterday, Linus Torvalds
lawyer
I have never been once approached by a lawyer on it. Gorden Blain
lawyers number people shake sliced
On a number of occasions, he sliced people down. The tribe's lawyers were not able to shake my testimony. Chuck D.
lawyers older sir
When I first started, I said 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, the lawyers say, 'Yes, sir and no, sir.' Now, we're even older than most of the judges. Randy Mayes