Quotes about humorous
humorous hair hands
West Germans are tall, pink, pert and orthodontically corrected, with hands, teeth and hair as clean as their clothes and clothes as sharp as their looks. Except for the fact that they all speak English pretty well, they're indistinguishable from Americans. P. J. O'Rourke
humorous
It is better to swallow words than to have to eat them later. Franklin D. Roosevelt
humorous firsts would-be
Well, I would - if they realized that we - again if - if we led them back to that stalemate only because our retaliatory power, our seconds, or strike at them after our first strike, would be so destructive they they couldn't afford it, that would hold them off. Ronald Reagan
humorous air tree
Eighty percent of air pollution comes from plants and trees.
humorous home america
The American success formula is first to get a home of your own, then to get a car of your own so you don't have to stay in that home of your own. Sam Levenson
humorous moon men
When the Ngdanga tribe of West Africa hold their moon love ceremonies, the men of the tribe bang their heads on sacred trees until they get a nose bleed, which usually cures them of that. Mike Harding
humorous race play
... The Anarchists' [national] anthem is an international anthem that consists of 365 raspberries blown in very quick succession to the tune of Camptown Races. Nobody has to stand up for it, nobody has to listen to it, and, even better, nobody has to play it.
humorous study economics
Economics, n.: Economics is the study of the value and meaning of J. K. Galbraith ...
humorous doors phones
Invite them all in. Nip out the back door. Phone the police and tell them your house is being burgled.
humorous men giving
Gold, n.: A soft malleable metal relatively scarce in distribution. It is mined deep in the earth by poor men who then give it to rich men who immediately bury it back in the earth in great prisons, although gold hasn't done anything to them.
humorous men land
If little green men land in your back yard, hide any little green women you've got in the house.
humorous holiday mean
The Gerat Bald Swamp Hedgehog of Billericay displays, in courtship, his single prickle and does impressions of Holiday Inn desk clerks. Since this means him standing motionless for enormous periods of time he is often eaten in full display by The Great Bald Swamp Hedgehog Eater.
humorous sunday pigs
The people of Halifax also invented the harmonium, a device for castrating pigs during Sunday service.
humorous dying legs
The Ruffed Pandanga of Borneo and Rotherham spreads out his feathers in his courtship dance and imitates Winston Churchill and Tommy Cooper on one leg. The padanga is dying out because the female padanga doesn't take it too seriously.
humorous writing fantasy
When I started writing this, I found that I simply couldn't take fantasy seriously, so it became humorous, and continued from there. Piers Anthony
humorous aspect aspects-of-life
I've always tried to explore the humorous aspects of life. Ted Lange
humorous nervous belts
He's too nervous to kill himself. He wears his seat belt in a drive-in movie. Neil Simon
humorous thinking stories
Poetry, I think, intensifies the reader's experience. If it's a humorous facet of the story, poetry makes it more exuberant. If it's a sad facet, poetry can make it more poignant. Vikram Seth
humorous hopeless uncouth
The profoundly humorous writers are humorous because they are responsive to the hopeless, uncouth, concatenations of life. V. S. Pritchett
humorous catching-fire target
Technically, I am unarmed. But no one should ever underestimate the harm that fingernails can do. Especially if the target is unprepared. Suzanne Collins
humorous crowds favors
If you appeal to the crowd, either by being humorous or brutal or eccentric, you gain favor.
humorous kissing thinking
I really can't think about kissing when I've got a rebellion to incite.
humorous shut-up pears
No. Now, shut up and eat your pears.
humorous anger
Humor is almost always anger with its make-up on. Stephen King
humorous mirrors hey
Hey, Rosalie? Do you know how to drown a blonde? Stick a mirror to the bottom of a pool. Stephenie Meyer
humorous thinking murder
I don't think women's prisons are environments for dance routines, and I don't think mass murder is humorous. Natalie Merchant
humorous golf men
Why go to a church to worship God? A church is man made. God never said, "And let there be aluminum siding." Climbing a tree to talk to God sounds like a better idea since only God can make a tree. And if that tree's on a golf course, all the better. Tim Allen
humorous school college
I've been thinking of humorous things since I was... I can't remember when. All the way through elementary school, all the way through junior high, all the way through high school, through college and after college, I was thinking of the same kinds of things that I say in front of an audience now. Steven Wright
humorous writing thinking
I really like the Observer. I think I'd love to have a column with a broad reach that would enable me to do some proper reporting, but keep it on sort of a humorous level. I've always had a very happy experience writing for them. Toby Young
humorous people now-and-then
Every now and then I like to do as I'm told, just to confuse people. Tamora Pierce
humorous opportunity long
I wanted to do an hour-long show, and I wanted to something that was dramatic and sometimes funny and humorous, as well. I'm just delighted to have this opportunity to be a part of this project. Ron Glass
humorous america people
America is a nation of 270 million people: 100 million of them are gangsters, another 100 million are hustlers, 50 million are complete lunatics, and every single one of us is secretly in show business. Isn't that fabulous? Tom Robbins
humorous air land
From the air, Vatican City looked like a marble Monopoly set. The Church owned all the property from Broadwalk to Illinois Avenue, has three hotels on every lot, and no matter how often it tossed the dice you just knew it would never land on Go to Jail, it would be forever passing Go and collecting $200.