Quotes about humorous
humorous canada streets
I don't even know what street Canada is on. Al Capone
humorous ifs-and hands
If "ifs" and "ands" were pots and pans, there'd be no work for tinkers' hands Charles Kingsley
humorous men years
The humorous man recognizes that absolute purity, absolute justice, absolute logic and perfection are beyond human achievement and that men have been able to live happily for thousands of years in a state of genial frailty. Brooks Atkinson
humorous sister-in-law want
If you want to know how old a woman is . . . ask her sister-in-law. E. W. Howe
humorous thinking happened
I tried to think but nothing happened! Curly Howard
humorous atheism serious
Everything serious that he says is a joke and everything humorous that he says is dead serious. Clarence Darrow
humorous men vermont
Calvin Coolidge was the greatest man who ever came out of Plymouth Corner, Vermont.
humorous profound doubt
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! Douglas Adams
humorous states theory
There is another theory that states: This has already happened ....
humorous interesting feelings
There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
humorous mad arthur-dent
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
humorous people smoking
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money. Clive James
humorous order ill-health
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their time, they displayed gapped and tangled teeth in loosely open mouths. Gently shedding dandruff, they lurched across the lawn. When they stood at the bar they looked like Lee Trevino Putting.
humorous beer mcdonalds
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I speak, it looked like a scorched beer-coaster or a tenderized disc brake.
humorous reality cities
Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.
humorous writing thinking
While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things - that's what keeps me going when I'm writing a story. Ann Beattie
humorous challenges may
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do. Christopher Moore
humorous beer voice
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton
humorous profound insane
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. Ambrose Bierce
humorous profound ego
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
humorous church telling-the-truth
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show. Alice Walker
humorous lines matter
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. Drew Carey
humorous journey perfect
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life. Drew Barrymore
humorous profound insane
It's only words... unless they're true. David Mamet
humorous character laughing
I suppose I look for humor in most situations because it humanizes things; it makes a character much more three-dimensional if there's some kind of humor. Not necessarily laugh-out-loud type of stuff, just a sense that there is a humorous edge to things. I do like that. Colm Meaney
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous
Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous boys men
Boys will be boys, and so will a lot of middle-aged men. Kin Hubbard
humorous sadness rumination
But it is a melancholy of mine own, compounded of many simples, extracted from many objects, and indeed the sundry contemplation of my travels, which, by often rumination, wraps me in the most humorous sadness. William Shakespeare
humorous life normal opening side steven
Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous successful russia
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. Bob Hope