Quotes about humorous
humorous
Jamaal is real a humorous and entertaining guy. Justin Turner
humorous
I think you'll probably see not only his erudition, but his sense of humor. John Cornyn
humorous profound doubt
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty! Douglas Adams
humorous states theory
There is another theory that states: This has already happened ....
humorous interesting feelings
There is a feeling which persists in England that making a sandwich interesting, attractive, or in any way pleasant to eat is something sinful that only foreigners do.
humorous mad arthur-dent
Would it save you a lot of time if I just gave up and went mad now?
humorous people smoking
Like most people who smoked umpteen cigarettes a day, I tasted only the first one. The succeeding umpteen minus one were a compulsive ritual which had no greater savour than the fumes of burning money. Clive James
humorous order ill-health
Here was my first lesson on the resolutely maintained untidiness and ill-health of the English upper orders. In baggy evening dress and old before their time, they displayed gapped and tangled teeth in loosely open mouths. Gently shedding dandruff, they lurched across the lawn. When they stood at the bar they looked like Lee Trevino Putting.
humorous beer mcdonalds
In recent years, perhaps encouraged by competition from McDonald's, the British hamburger has become a credit to the nation. At the time of which I speak, it looked like a scorched beer-coaster or a tenderized disc brake.
humorous reality cities
Spending all my remaining money on a ticket to Florence was rendered needlessly complicated by the fact that none of the ticket-sellers had ever heard of the place. At last their supervisor showed up and set them straight by informing them that the city they had always referred to as 'Firenze' was in reality called Florence.
humorous beer voice
God has a brown voice, as soft and full as beer. Anne Sexton
humorous profound insane
There are four kinds of Homicide: felonious, excusable, justifiable, and praiseworthy. Ambrose Bierce
humorous profound ego
An egotist is a person of low taste - more interested in himself than in me.
humorous church telling-the-truth
She say, Celie, tell the truth, have you ever found God in church? I never did. I just found a bunch of folks hoping for him to show. Alice Walker
humorous bad-ass men
Men are like steel. When they lose their temper, they lose their worth. Chuck Norris
humorous lines matter
Welcome to 'Who's Line Is It Anyway' the show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right the points are just like Canada. Drew Carey
humorous journey perfect
I love the very exposed, humorous, imperfect, never-trying to-pretend-to-be-perfect journey that I have been on in my life. Drew Barrymore
humorous writing thinking
While I would agree that I write about serious subjects, and that they're not necessarily the most pleasant subjects or even the most pleasant people, as a writer I just think about the humorous aspects of these things - that's what keeps me going when I'm writing a story. Ann Beattie
humorous challenges may
This story is not and never was meant to challenge anyone's faith; however, if one's faith can be shaken by stories in a humorous novel, one may have a bit more praying to do. Christopher Moore
humorous laugh
Laugh at yourself once in a while; give yourself a break.
humorous life normal opening side steven
Steven has a humorous side to him that you wouldn't expect. I see more of it this season. Life is more normal for him in some ways. He's opening up slowly.
humorous thinking guy
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said 'I think I’ll drink whatever comes out of these when I squeeze ’em? Bill Watterson
humorous successful russia
We had a very successful trip to Russia. We made it back. Bob Hope
humorous israel soup
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.
humorous differences america
The big difference in those days was that in England the Government subsidized TV, in America we work on TV so we can subsidize the Government.
humorous past worry
As the colonel and I sat swapping stories in the plane, a jet aircraft buzzed past our window. I asked the colonel what type of aircraft it was, and he said, "Don't worry about it, Bob. . . if you can see it, it's obsolete."
humorous america perfect
She spoke perfect English, which led to considerable trouble. She couldn't understand us at all.
humorous america people
Some people put us down. But I still haven't heard of any Americans trying to swim across the border into Mexico!
humorous oil america
Sure, we did need the oil in America. How else could Dolly Parton get into some of her dresses?
humorous england poor
My folks were English . . . we were too poor to be British.
humorous england british
The place was so British, I wouldn't have been surprised if the mice wore monocles.
humorous japan bows
The help (in Japan) is very polite. They bow so much, you don't know which end to talk to.
humorous japan cab-drivers
Tokyo cab drivers are all ex-kamikaze pilots.