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The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
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PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
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Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
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That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
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Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
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Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
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Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
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There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
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If you want to be around in 10 years you've got to do something to differentiate yourself from the pack. Chris Evans
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If we had to preach to thousands year after year, and never rescued but one soul, that one soul would be a full reward for all our labour, for a soul is of countless price. Charles Spurgeon
years giving generosity
In all of my years of service to my Lord, I have discovered a truth that has never failed and has never been compromised. That truth is that it is beyond the realm of possibilities that one has the ability to out-give God. Even if I give the whole of my worth to Him, He will find a way to give back to me much more than I gave. Charles Spurgeon
years murmuring praying
Ten minutes praying is better than a year's murmuring. Charles Spurgeon
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All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play. Dick Van Dyke
years radio captains
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business, so that's literally 70 years. Dick Van Dyke
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After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.” Dennis Wolfberg
years linux research
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. Dennis Ritchie
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Some of us worry about a resurgent Islam and its attendant complications for a decayed Western civilization; some of us worry about global warming. In twenty years' time, one of us will be proved right . . . Dennis Prager
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George W. had a plan. He arranged to join the Air National Guard in Texas, which meant he would not be sent to Vietnam. Peter Jennings
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When I got on the airplane in Indonesia coming to Japan, my intentions was to turn myself in to the military for the simple reason I would like to put my daughters with their mother, one thing. Another thing, I'd like to clear my conscience. Robert Jenkins
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Like any business, size is important when dealing with vendors. It gives us more muscle with airlines and tour and cruise lines. Mark Lewis
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Luckily for us we just got more balls in the air than they did. These guys can do enough damage on their own but I guess if I can help out the cause, I'll keep doing it. If the wind is blowing out, we have a team that can put up some runs. That gives confidence to the starting pitching. Bronson Arroyo
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Luckily for us, we just got more balls in the air than they did. Bronson Arroyo
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Making air travel more expensive is certainly not the way to help the third world. Anthony Concil
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Make sure that you open the bottle yourself. And you actually hear it, and you hear the noise and the air coming out, Rudi Giuliani
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Let's imagine rates go to 7 percent, I think that would take the air out of the bubble pretty quickly, Dean Baker