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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
hours woke
Like a baby, ... I woke up every two hours and cried. Robert G. Allen
hours move people practicing spend sure
Many people just don't know. We spend hours practicing everyday, even on weekends, to make sure we get a move right. Leah Smith
hours required three
Seventy-five hours every three years is required by the state, ... We do 100 hours every year. John Neal
hours miners oxygen safety supply teams
Miners only have a one-hour supply of oxygen underground, but mine safety teams can be located up to two hours away. That's not very comforting. Ellen Smith
hours million people video watched
More than two million people watched the video during its first 24 hours online. Jay Frank
hours love months spend time
Acting is a very important thing for me, and I love doing it. But when I'm acting, I spend 14 hours a day and months a time being someone else. When I'm singing, I just get to be me. Jennifer Love Hewitt
hours stop
I can't live out here. I can't have someone out here 24 hours a day. How do I stop this? Scott Hunter
hours kenny knew last nine perry sell slow walking
Get it? I'm the one who started the joke! I was walking down the last fairway with Kenny Perry , and it had been a long day, and I go, 'You knew I was slow, but you didn't know I was nine hours slow!' At first he was just flummoxed. But then he said, 'Don't sell yourself short. You weren't slow today.' I went, 'Thank you.' Ben Crane
hours seven six slowly tee waking
I was still waking up six or seven hours before my tee time. I'm slowly getting back into it. Sergio Garcia