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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves. Charlie Chaplin
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
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When I got on the airplane in Indonesia coming to Japan, my intentions was to turn myself in to the military for the simple reason I would like to put my daughters with their mother, one thing. Another thing, I'd like to clear my conscience. Robert Jenkins
airplane attacks bigoted dressed fears fired foremost npr people radical statement telling terrorist truth
NPR fired me for telling the truth. The truth is that I worry when I am getting on an airplane and see people dressed in garb that identifies them first and foremost as Muslims. This is not a bigoted statement. It is a statement of my feelings, my fears after the terrorist attacks of 9/11 by radical Muslims. Juan Williams
airplane eight limited seven
We won't have to get on an airplane seven or eight times to run. You're not just limited to 3-year-old races, so there will be a lot more opportunities in California. Greg Gilchrist
airplane blow israel
The fact is that people who strap bombs to their bodies to blow up families at a Bar Mitzvah in Israel, plant bombs at a nightclub in Bali, or slit stewardesses' throats and ram airplanes filled with innocent Americans into office buildings do not do so for any reason related to poverty. They do so because they hold evil beliefs and have deformed consciences Dennis Prager
airplane half speed
Build high-speed, electrified trains over the most-traveled corridors. It'sreally hard to power carbon-free airplanes, but electrified trains are much easier. We'll be a half century behind the Japanese, but better late than never. Denis Hayes
airplane flying twins
No reporter is flying around in borrowed twin-engine airplanes. Dee Dee Myers
airplane civilization flight
Civilization, like an airplane in flight, survives only as it keeps going forward. Edward Abbey
airplane feet
I feel like I jumped out of an airplane at 40,000 feet without a parachute, Bernard Siegel
airplane buildings crashing gun imagine pilot
I can't imagine any American pilot crashing an airplane into one of these buildings even with a gun to the head. They wouldn't do that. James Kallstrom
foggy london saw shining sun town
For suddenly, I saw you there And through foggy London town The sun was shining everywhere... George Foresman
fog white house
I've had some wonderful times at the White House. I've been with Ford, Carter, Reagan, Clinton and Bush. Dom DeLuise
fog
She's always made excuses, 'Oh I was in a fog -- Tex made us do it', Stephen Kay
fog sun mystery
Mystery magnifies danger as the fog the sun. Charles Caleb Colton
fog wind clouds
Three or four times only in my youth did I glimpse the Joyous Isles, before they were lost to fogs, depressions, cold fronts, ill winds, and contrary tides... I mistook them for adulthood. Assuming they were a fixed feature in my life's voyage, I neglected to record their latitude, their longitude, their approach. Young ruddy fool. What wouldn't I give now for a never-changing map of the ever-constant ineffable? To possess, as it were, an atlas of clouds. David Mitchell
fog breathing white
An absolute patience. Trees stand up to their knees in fog. The fog slowly flows uphill. White cobwebs, the grass leaning where deer have looked for apples. The woods from brook to where the top of the hill looks over the fog, send up not one bird. So absolute, it is no other than happiness itself, a breathing too quiet to hear. Denise Levertov
fog white people
The fact was, Ford kept stumbling around. I didn't want him in the White House. I wanted Carter in, and I had a forum of 20 million people watching. Chevy Chase
fog clerks banking
It is easier to rob by setting up a bank than by holding up a bank clerk. Bertolt Brecht
fog yellow house
I cannot live without brainwork. What else is there to live for? Stand at the window here. Was ever such a dreary, dismal, unprofitable world? See how the yellow fog swirls down the street and drifts across the duncoloured houses. What could be more hopelessly prosaic and material? Arthur Conan Doyle