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humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
humorous mind looks
Everyone looks retarded once you set your mind to it. David Sedaris
humorous school world
England manufactures most of the world's airline food, as well as all the food you ever ate in your junior-high-school cafeteria. Dave Barry
humorous son english-history
English history consists largely of royal people getting their heads chopped off...Needless to say, this brand of history was a hit with our son. Dave Barry
humorous rocks design
The basic Roman ruin design is a pile of rocks with a little plaque saying "Roman Ruins" and a group of tourists frowning at it and wishing they were back at the hotel bar.. Dave Barry
humorous years europe
The Romans spent the next 200 years using their great engineering skill to construct ruins all over Europe. Dave Barry
humorous keys germany
One key lesson of history is that virtually anything, including afternoon or evening thundershowers, causes Germany to invade Belgium. Dave Barry
humorous gambling blood
Nevada has a very dynamic economy, with gambling being the number-one industry, followed closely by blood donorship. Dave Barry
humorous hotel-lobby france
Europeans, like some Americans, drive on the right side of the road, except in England, where they drive on both sides of the road; Italy, where they drive on the sidewalk; and France, where if necessary they will follow you right into the hotel lobby. Dave Barry
dying easier crosses
Nothing's easier to talk about than surrendering ourselves and dying on the Cross. Nothing's harder than actually doing it. Aiden Wilson Tozer
dying eternity minutes
Even a minute of dying is better than an eternity of nothingness. Darren Shan
dying burning awful
No, thats not how it happened... Mr crepsley dropped. He was impaled on the stakes. He died. And it was awful... His cries as he writhed there, bleeding and dying, burning and screaming, will stay with me till I die. Maybe I'll even carry them with me after I go. Darren Shan
dying earth today
If all humans disappeared today ,the earth would start improving tomorrow.If all the ants disappeared today ,the earth would start dying tomorrow. David Suzuki
dying disease chance
There is a chance that we could have at least as many dying from communicable diseases as we had dying from the tsunami. David Nabarro
dying tough comedy
Dying's tough - but not as tough as comedy. Cary Grant
dying good-health very-good
I'm dying, but otherwise I'm in very good health. Edith Sitwell
dying desire world
All my desire was the conversion of the heathen... I declare, now I am dying, I would not have spent my life otherwise for the whole world. David Brainerd
dying faces accepting
What is there possibly left for us to be afraid of, after we have dealt face to face with death and not embraced it? Once I accept the existence of dying as a life process, who can ever have power over me again? Audre Lorde
legs operations better-now
I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter than the other due to the operations. David Prowse
legs looks heels
I like so much wearing heels, legs look so much better, everything looks better. But it's only recently I've had the courage to do that. Blanka Vlasic
legs infection
I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection. Dick Dale
legs donkey treats
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. C. S. Lewis
legs arms ruins
Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you Bob Dylan
legs wear
To be honest, I'm more of a sneaker person. My legs hurt if I wear heels for too long. Kiesza
legs
When the legs are healthy, I can do the things I want to do. Right now, my legs are strong. Ray Durham
legs poet said
but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry. Charles Bukowski
legs might muscles pain properly
When you're properly stretched, you're legs will feel loose. You might feel a little pain when you stretch, but that's just your muscles loosening. Jason Miller