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humorous cards records
The notion of a record is an obsolete remnant of the days of the 80-column card. Dennis Ritchie
humorous disease problem
PL/1, the fatal disease, belongs more to the problem set than to the solution set. Edsger Dijkstra
humorous eye balls
The pitcher wound up and he flang the ball at the batter. The batter swang and missed. The pitcher flang the ball again and this time the batter connected. He hit a high fly right to the center fielder. The center fielder was all set to catch the ball, but at the last minute his eyes were blound by the sun and he dropped it. Dizzy Dean
humorous office since small
Since it's a very small car, I don't have much office space. Chris Hill
humorous phones comedy
That's the great thing about a tractor. You can't really hear the phone ring. Jeff Foxworthy
humorous lunch views
Cultivate," I said, "a sense of humor. From a humorous point of view this lunch is rather good. Jerome K. Jerome
humorous might canada
Quebec from the boat looked like the ramparts where Hamlet's ghost might have walked. Charlie Chaplin
humorous rejection acting
Actors search for rejection. If they don't get it they reject themselves.
humorous eye men
There are many pleasant fictions of the law in constant operation, but there is not one so pleasant or practically humorous as that which supposes every man to be of equal value in its impartial eye, and the benefits of all laws to be equally attainable by all men, without the smallest reference to the furniture of their pockets. Charles Dickens
kissing marilyn monroe
Necking with Marilyn Monroe is like kissing Hitler Tony Curtis
kissing giving joy
Every time you prefer the pleasures of this world to the joys of heaven, you spit in the face of Christ; every time when to gain in your business, you do an unrighteous thing, you are like Judas selling Him for thirty pieces of silver; every time you make a false profession of religion, you give Him a traitor's kiss; every word you have spoken against Him, every hard thought you have had of Him, has helped to complete your complicity with the great crowd which gathered around the Cross of Calvary, to mock and jeer the Lord of life and glory. Charles Spurgeon
kissing rocks age
I have learned to kiss the waves that throw me up against the Rock of Ages.
kissing first-kiss world
The first kiss plummeted him down a hole and popped him out into a world he thought he could get along in—as if he’d been pulling hard the wrong way and was now turned around headed downstream. Denis Johnson
kissing world legislation
All the legislation in the world will not abolish kissing. Elinor Glyn
kissing simple two
Only he who loves and is loved for his own sake can be happy, and what produces that happiness is not so much the sense of sexual communion as of two people being together ... the sexual act viewed as a whole probably affords less happiness than a totally ordinary kiss or often indeed one simple word from the one you love. Elfriede Jelinek
kissing men awful
For a straight man, I seem to have to kiss an awful lot of men! Dominic West
kissing hell reactions
The kiss always gets a hell of a reaction.
kissing phones pneumonia
What do you get when you kiss a guy? You get enough germs to catch pneumonia. After you do, he'll never phone you. Dionne Warwick
thinking quality texture
I think we love bacon because it has all the qualities of an amazing sensory experience. When we cook it, the sizzling sound is so appetizing, the aroma is maddening, the crunch of the texture is so gratifying and the taste delivers every time. Alexandra Guarnaschelli
thinking missing television
I don't think I miss anything by not watching television. Alexandra Paul
thinking realizing free-will
Beth: "I don't think you realize what you're dealing with here. You can't just mess around with the forces of the universe!" Xavier: "What ever happened to free will? Or was that just a myth? Alexandra Adornetto
thinking why-not noses
What about this?" I held up a battered copy of Beauty and the Beast. "It sounds romantic." Xavier wrinkled his nose. "Disney... I don't think so." "Why not?" "Because if anyone found out, I'd never live it down." "I won't tell if you don't," I pleaded, and Xavier shook his head in defeat. "The things I do for you," He said with an exaggerated sigh.
thinking age spirit
The spirit of the age is filled with the disdain for thinking. Albert Schweitzer
thinking
Lyme Timber is really thinking about conservation -- they really want that to happen. Lyme Timber is exceptional on this.
thinking
McNabb has always been nonchalant about everything; thinking things will just go away, but things just don't go away, Jerry Butler
thinking
When you're 17 years old, you're just thinking about girls. Jerry Glanville
thinking ideas wanted
I think the whole idea of me was that I wasn't going to be but that I wanted to be, desperately. Chris Elliott