Famous Quotes & Sayings

Lance Armstrong

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

Mariah Carey

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

Pete Sampras

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.

Tao Lin

Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.

Steven Seagal

People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.

Tina Fey

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Men have only two emotions: hungry and horny. If you see him without an erection, make him a sandwich.A bargain is something you don't need at a price you can't resist.

Russell Crowe

This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.

Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Mel Gibson

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

Rita Rudner

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Whitney Houston

Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.

Wendy Liebman

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

Vladimir Putin

I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.

Stephen Colbert

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

H. L. Mencken

On one issue, at least, men and women agree. They both distrust women.

Jerry Seinfeld

Introducing 'Lite': the new way to spell 'Light'; but with twenty per cent fewer letters.

Jerry Seinfeld

People who read the tabloids deserve to be lied to.

Hillary Clinton

Motown, Motown, that's my era. Those are my people.

Evan Esar

The best time to give advice to your children is while they're still young enough to believe you know what you're talking about.

He's a hilarious individual with one of the most devastatingly offbeat views of life one could ever encounter.

Franz Kafka

The limited circle is pure.

Chris Kattan

I love any movie that has a retarded person working at Starbucks.

George Eliot

And certainly, the mistakes that we male and female mortals make when we have our own way might fairly raise some wonder that we are so fond of it.

Francine Pascal

It's so trendy, almost bleeding to death. All the cool girls are doing it.

Erma Bombeck

The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.

Flannery O'Connor

The old woman was the kind who would not cut down a large old tree because it was a large old tree.

It made for some hilarious moments to see him and his friends try to overcome these issues. He surrounded himself with his friends who had no idea how to put together anything like this.

Caroline Rhea

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine.

Mindy Kaling

If you're a kid who was not especially a star in your high school, I recommend going to a college in the middle of nowhere. I got all the attention I could ever have wanted.

Jay London

I went out with a promiscuous impressionist. She did everybody.