Paul Lynde
Paul Lynde
Paul Edward Lynde was an American actor, voice artist, comedian and TV personality...
NationalityAmerican
ProfessionTV Actor
Date of Birth13 June 1926
CityMount Vernon, OH
CountryUnited States of America
dollar peter ten ticket traffic
Peter Marshall: In one state, you can deduct $5 from a traffic ticket if you show the officer...what?Paul Lynde: A ten dollar bill.
dad lying hate
Politicians... talk in generalities and lies, and I think they've caused all our grief. They're so awful, they're really funny. I hate thinking this because my dad loved politics.
beautiful wine antiques
I have this beautiful antique silver wine decanter that I bought at an auction. I always pour wine from that.
ulcers
I have an ulcer. It has an IQ of 185.
white kitchen tables
My kitchen is not a place to live in. I made it white so I can tell instantly if it's not clean-and I like it clean enough to be able to eat off the floors-or the tables,for that matter.
children thinking joy
As far as cookbooks go, I think Joy of Cooking is a classic. I've used it over and over again. Julia Child frustrates me. By the time you get all her herbs together, you're exhausted
hilarious cosmetics three
I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.
mother purses want
Mothers don't want to pinch me or put me in their purse.
mother hypocrite names
The doctor's name was Sylvia. I told her she'd have a problem with me because Sylvia was my mother's name.
dad son ham
My dad was a ham, too. He could sell those women anything. Of all his sons, I was the only one he could trust to sell as well as he could. I was proud of that.
sister faces ugly
My sisters said, Why do you make those faces? You make yourself so ugly.
knowing actors better-off
An actor shouldn't undergo psychoanalysis, because there are a lot of things you're better off not knowing.
comedy belts whole
The whole romantic part of my life was a wipeout. I didn't even own a belt.
want dresses someday
Someday I'm going to go onstage in a dress if I want to.