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hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
retarded bits
I'm a bit retarded, like most Americans. Henry Miller
starbucks neighborhood knows
I don't know about you, but in my neighborhood, they just opened a Starbucks... IN A STARBUCKS!!! Dennis Miller
starbucks threat
When it comes to Starbucks, I take every threat very personally. Howard Schultz
starbucks phenomenal response
The response to the Starbucks brand has been phenomenal in our international markets.
starbucks meetings
Why can't we for once have a meeting in Starbucks? Eoin Colfer
starbucks happens
I get recognized so much. It happens mostly when Im in Starbucks. Katee Sackhoff