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hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
machines noise laundry
I won't put in a load of laundry, because the machine is too loud and would drown out other, more significant noises - namely, the shuffling footsteps of the living dead. David Sedaris
machines body female
The female body is a chthonian machine, indifferent to the spirit who inhabits it. Camille Paglia
machines found persons
I've found it's better to talk to the machine and hang up if I get the person. Cathy Guisewite
machines atm cash
Folks can't carry around money in their pocket. They've got to go to an ATM machine, and they've got to pay a few dollars to get their own dollars out of the machine. Who ever thought you'd pay cash to get cash? That's where we've gotten to. Bill Janklow
machines artificial-intelligence artificial
Artificial Intelligence (AI) is the science of how to get machines to do the things they do in the movies.
machines way instinct
Machines have altered our way of life, but not our instincts. Consequently, there is maladjustment. Bertrand Russell
machines surprise programming
Machines take me by surprise with great frequency. Alan Turing
machines littles chess
It's little quirks like this that could make life difficult for a chess machine. Bobby Fischer
machines language assembly
I started out with machine code and assembly language. Charles Petzold
my-favorite all-time all-time-favorite
Double Indemnity is one of my all time favorites. Thats my favorite. Alaina Huffman
my-favorite position knows
'I don't know' is my favorite position. Byron Katie
my-favorite form restaurants
My favorite form of transportation is walking. I live in a neighborhood where you can walk to restaurants, banks, and shops. Ed Begley, Jr.
my-favorite comic
My favorite unknown movie is 'The Comic.' Dick Van Dyke
my-favorite apocalypse all-time
My favorite movie of all time is probably 'Apocalypse Now.' Dominic Monaghan
my-favorite symbols
My favorite symbols were those which I didn't understand. Adolph Gottlieb
my-favorite
My favorite part of going to a wedding is ruining the wedding. Anthony Jeselnik
my-favorite dave performances
Dave Herman as Michael Bolton is one of my favorite performances ever. Adam McKay
my-favorite favorite-music laughed
She laughed. My favorite music. Christopher Moore