Famous Quotes & Sayings

Tom Cruise

Psychiatry is a pseudoscience.... You don't know the history of psychiatry. I do...Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, you don't even -you're glib. You don't even know what Ritalin is.

Michael Scott

I never avoid something that challenges my guts and my heart. While I might occasionally puke my guts out, I have never puked my heart out.

Emo Philips

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Miguel de Cervantes

The reason for the unreason with which you treat my reason , so weakens my reason that with reason I complain of your beauty.

Matthew McConaughey

We found a great rhythm. Contractions started kicking in. I sat there with her, right between her legs. We got tribal on it, we danced to it! I was DJ-ing this Brazilian music.

Lance Armstrong

A boo is a lot louder than a cheer.

Mariah Carey

I just want one day off when I can go swimming and eat ice cream and look at rainbows.

Siouxsie Sioux

You can't take anything like that seriously. I mean, sex is pretty hilarious anyway.

Jon Stewart

I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' character.

Joan Rivers

Money can't buy you happiness but it can pay for the plastic surgery.

George Ade

Anybody can win - unless there happens to be a second entry.

Jim Morrison

I see myself as an intelligent, sensitive human, with the soul of a clown which forces me to blow it at the most important moments.

Lord Byron

I only go out to get me a fresh appetite for being alone.

Justin Timberlake

The best part about being alone is that you really don't have to answer to anybody. You do what you want.

Paul Lynde

I can't even get three weeks off to have cosmetic surgery.

Mel Gibson

What are you looking at sugar-tits?

Pete Sampras

I didn't have a big fat Greek wedding, but I have a lot of fat Greek friends.

Tina Fey

I think women dress for other women to let them know what their deal is. Because if women were only dressing for men, there would be nothing but Victoria's Secret. There would be no Dior.

Tina Fey

Confidence is 10 percent hard work and 90 percent delusion.

Simon Cowell

I actually don't understand a word Paula's saying anymore. It's like a new language.

Steven Seagal

People all over the world recognize me as a spiritual leader.

I like stepping into the future. Therefore, I look for doorknobs.

Karl Kraus

No ideas and the ability to express them - that's a journalist.

Laurie Halse Anderson

Nicole can do anything that involves a ball and whistle.

Tao Lin

Matt would stare at Andrew for 10 minutes. It's depressing that people are different. Everyone should be one person, who should then kill itself in hand-to-hand combat.

Stephen Colbert

I believe that the government that governs best is a government that governs least, and by these standards we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq.

Rita Rudner

I read recipes the same way I read science fiction. I get to the end and say to myself "well, that's not going to happen

Robert Conquest

The behavior of any bureaucratic organization can best be understood by assuming that it is controlled by a secret cabal of its enemies.

Russell Crowe

This is possibly the most shameful situation I've ever gotten myself in in my life, and I've done some pretty dumb things in my life. So to actually make a new No. 1 is spectacularly stupid.

Whitney Houston

Crack is cheap. I make too much money to ever smoke crack. Let's get that straight. OK? We don't do crack. We don't do that. Crack is whack.

Wendy Liebman

My husband wanted one of those big-screen TVs for his birthday. So I just moved his chair closer to the one we have already.

Vladimir Putin

I'll be honest, I felt an urge to squeeze him like a kitten and that led to the gesture I made. There was nothing behind it really.

Sarah Palin

All of 'em, any of 'em that have been in front of me over all these years.