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If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious pipes ran
wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)? Preston Sturges
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious people favors
Have you noticed that all the people in favor of birth control are already born? Benny Hill
hilarious struggle cupcakes
Inside me there's a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes. Bob Thaves
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to. Ashleigh Brilliant
clothes hands care
Perhaps second-hand cares, like second-hand clothes, come easily off and on. Charles Dickens
clothes judge man
Judge not a man by his clothes, but by his wife's clothes Thomas Dewar
clothes fancy normal
I guess a normal woman would find it extremely enjoyable to wear fancy clothes. For me, I didn't enjoy it. It felt like a straight jacket. Meryl Streep
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It's hard to be a clubhouse guy without being a great guy. I mean, the nature of the job is, you know, you're picking up dirty clothes and you're doing all the tasks that the players - that nobody else wants to do. Terry Francona
clothes bikinis
Clothes can hide you from yourself but a bikini sure can't. Diane von Furstenberg
clothes empowering want
I wanted to be an empowered woman, and I became an empowered woman. And now I want to empower every woman. And I do it through my clothes, I do it through my words, I do it through my money, I do it through everything. Diane von Furstenberg
clothes minnesota knows
Nobody comes to Minnesota to take their clothes off, at least as far as I know. Diablo Cody
clothes effortless gotta leather throw
My style is understated because everything I wear, I want it to have an effortless feel to it. I always want to be comfortable in my clothes and feel like myself, but I like to usually throw in some edge in there somewhere, even just with a leather jacket. But overall, always gotta keep it classy! Tori Kelly
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If you are ever wondering, 'If I have thinner thighs and shinier hair will I be happier?' you just need to meet a group of models because they have the thinnest thighs and the shiniest hair and the coolest clothes and they're the most physically insecure women on the planet. Cameron Russell
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When I'm meditating on an idea, I try to let the idea completely saturate me to the point where I feel like I'm covering myself in it or totally immersing myself in it, so that everywhere I'm looking, everywhere I'm going, it's through the lens of that idea. And that's sort of what I do with the music - I try to lose myself in it. Matisyahu
covering remind third war zone
This really does remind me of covering a war zone or a Third World story. John Stack
covering ends since talk tight
Since I'm covering the tight end a lot, I wanted to talk to him about what tight ends are thinking. Boss Bailey
covering might poor spell worn
MOUSQUETAIRE, n. A long glove covering a part of the arm. Worn in New Jersey. But ""mousquetaire"" is a might poor way to spell muskeeter. Ambrose Gwinett Bierce
covering feeling lonely positive start stuff taking team trying whatever
When things aren't going well and they start covering you up and taking our stuff away, it's a very lonely feeling in the pocket, ... You're trying to do whatever you can to make a positive out of it when your team is struggling. And there's not much to do. David Carr
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I always encourage women to let their individuality show by not covering up what they perceive as flaws. When I see a woman with the natural wrinkles of time on her face, I do not see the wrinkles at all, but when I see a woman trying to cover them up with too much foundation or concealer, all I see are her wrinkles. Isabella Rossellini
covering understand
I don't understand why they're not covering it. Phil Craig
covering good guys staff sure together work
I feel really good about the guys we've hired. Offensively, we need to get out here as a staff and work together and just make sure we are covering all of our bases. Joe Tiller
covering defensive line
I didn't like defensive line so much, ... It's more my thing to be out there covering receivers and blitzing from the outside. Brandon McKinney