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hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious pipes ran
wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)? Preston Sturges
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
years want packs
If you want to be around in 10 years you've got to do something to differentiate yourself from the pack. Chris Evans
years soul rewards
If we had to preach to thousands year after year, and never rescued but one soul, that one soul would be a full reward for all our labour, for a soul is of countless price. Charles Spurgeon
years giving generosity
In all of my years of service to my Lord, I have discovered a truth that has never failed and has never been compromised. That truth is that it is beyond the realm of possibilities that one has the ability to out-give God. Even if I give the whole of my worth to Him, He will find a way to give back to me much more than I gave.
years murmuring praying
Ten minutes praying is better than a year's murmuring.
years play otters
All of us involved say 'The Dick Van Dyke Show' was the best five years of our lives. We were like otters at play. Dick Van Dyke
years radio captains
I wanted to be Stan Laurel, then I wanted to be Fred Astaire and then Captain Kangaroo. I actually started out as a radio announcer when I was 17 and never left the business, so that's literally 70 years.
years touching psychologist
After ten years in therapy, my psychologist told me something very touching, he said, “no hablo ingles.” Dennis Wolfberg
years linux research
Unix has retarded OS research by 10 years and linux has retarded it by 20. Dennis Ritchie
years civilization worry
Some of us worry about a resurgent Islam and its attendant complications for a decayed Western civilization; some of us worry about global warming. In twenty years' time, one of us will be proved right . . . Dennis Prager
ems beats ifs
If you can't beat 'em, cooperate 'em to death! Charles M. Schulz
ems killing treats
If somebody mistreats you, treat ?em good. That kills ?em. Bobby Bowden
ems break
I am not much about rules, I like to break 'em and don't like to make 'em. Carson Kressley
ems dies
Let' em learn or let' em die Charles Bukowski
ems made jokes
I know some of the best Dolly Parton jokes. I made 'em up myself. Dolly Parton
ems cookies watches
I bought all those [fitness] videos -- Richard Simmons, Jane Fonda. I love to sit and eat cookies and watch 'em.
ems rockets ships
What's the point of wearing your favorite rocket ship underpants if nobody ever asks to see 'em? Bill Watterson
ems burning rolling
When you kill someone by chopping off their head, rolling 'em up in a carpet and burning it, you'd better make sure they're dead! Colin Mochrie
ems fairness vengeance
What the vengeance, could he not speak 'em fair? William Shakespeare