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If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
chickens malicious
The most malicious god is the god of the counted chicken. David Mitchell
chickens cracks floor screens walking
When we got married, we had nothing. We had no water, no utilities. There were no screens on the house. There were cracks in the floor big enough you could see the chickens walking under the house.
chickens counting incredibly
What he said was incredibly encouraging, but I'm not counting any chickens yet.
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Most poultry contain harmful bacteria. Recent statistics show that about 60 percent of chickens -- broilers -- are contaminated with campylobacter, and 10 percent with salmonella. And turkeys tend to be higher.
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I get up around 8 o'clock, which gives me enough time to walk dogs and feed chickens and horses. Then I get to work in my home office upstairs, and basically, I don't stop until I've written 2,000 words and/or the Stephen Colbert show is over. Lisa Scottoline
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I'd love to paint our roof white - it's so hot down here in Texas! - and I'd love to have a rainwater collection system to save rain runoff for later. I also love to fantasize about keeping chickens in the backyard. Katherine Center
chickens count days hatched produce solid
You know, you can never count your chickens before they're hatched with this game. We all know that. All it is, is two days of solid golf. I'm going to have to go out there and produce the same thing on the weekend.
chickens eat glad taste
I eat them at home, so I was really glad when they started having them here. I feel better that the chickens aren't in cages. It's better for them, and I think they taste better.
chickens dead eat field telling
I have been in the field and they say 'What are you telling us? We eat dead chickens and we have been doing that for centuries'.
fishes great men
Fishes live in the sea, as men do on land: the great ones eat up the little ones. Pericles
fishes
Knowledge keeps no better than fish. Alfred North Whitehead
fishes golden proverbs uses
He fishes well who uses a golden hook.
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There can be little doubt that fishes swimming rapidly do not make respiratory movements at all, but obtain the necessary ventilation of the gills simply by opening the mouth. August Krogh
fishes
All is fish that comth to net. John Heywood
fishes
Net the large fish and you are sure to have the small fry. George Eliot
fishes spells ought
How you ought properly to spell 'fish' in English: 'goti' . George Bernard Shaw
fishes happenings hard
It is hard for a free fish to understand what is happening to a hooked one. Karl A. Menninger
fishes
How unlike a dead fish a live fish is. Maxine Hong Kingston