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hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
legs operations better-now
I am doing better now though one of my legs is shorter than the other due to the operations. David Prowse
legs looks heels
I like so much wearing heels, legs look so much better, everything looks better. But it's only recently I've had the courage to do that. Blanka Vlasic
legs infection
I almost had to have my leg amputated because of an infection. Dick Dale
legs donkey treats
The mouse is a fair treat but this one would talk the hind legs off a donkey. C. S. Lewis
legs arms ruins
Can you please crawl out your window? Use your arms and your legs, it won't ruin you Bob Dylan
legs wear
To be honest, I'm more of a sneaker person. My legs hurt if I wear heels for too long.
legs
When the legs are healthy, I can do the things I want to do. Right now, my legs are strong. Ray Durham
legs poet said
but as God said, crossing his legs, I see where I have made plenty of poets but not so very much poetry. Charles Bukowski
legs might muscles pain properly
When you're properly stretched, you're legs will feel loose. You might feel a little pain when you stretch, but that's just your muscles loosening. Jason Miller
kicking-it people trying
Romantic poetry had its heyday when people like Lord Byron were kicking it large. But you try and make a living as a poet today, and you'll find it's very different! Alan Moore
kicking ass where-you-are
I like being involved in businesses where you are kicking ass. Mark Cuban
kicking
When things are going well he's patting someone on the butt. And when they aren't going well, he is kicking them there.
kicking
Let some one else take the butt kicking on devaluation. Dave Ramsey
kicking trying wake
I wake up, and I'll just start reading and trying to brace myself for the rest of the day, and all the while I'm doing that, I'm kicking myself mentally. Phil Anselmo
kicking monsters pull reach
Writing monsters is fun, and it's easy. When I want one, I just reach under the bed and pull it out, kicking and screaming. Rob Thurman
kicking maybe needed tail wake
Maybe we needed that kind of tail kicking to wake us up.
kicking-it balls kicking
Every ball that is kicked, Martin O'Neill will be literally kicking it Dwight Yorke
kicking people perspective tend
keep it in perspective and tend to their knitting. The same people patting you on the back were kicking you in the butt not too long ago. Tom Bradley