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hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious fun giving
When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. Bill Watterson
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
cooking inspired restaurants
My travels and everything that I do where travel has inspired and influenced not only the cooking that I do but also the restaurants that I create. David Myers
cooking age chef
I always loved cooking, from an early age. I kind of wanted to be a chef. Caleb Followill
cooking preparation
I always see the filming as basically going to the grocery store and buying a bunch of ingredients and that's about as far from having a dinner as you can possibly be. Then editing is the cooking, the preparation of the meal and if you don't edit it you've just got a pile of raw meat. Casey Neistat
cooking goes-on want
I would love to go on 'MasterChef'. But while I really like cooking, I'm doubtful anyone would ever want to pay for what I'd cooked. Ed Balls
cooking together temperature
Performing is very much like cooking: putting it all together, raising the temperature. David Tudor
cooking use flavor
I like to abide by the seasons and let the natural flavor in food speak for itself. I use quick cooking techniques of high heat with very little fat, such as quick saute or wok stir-frying. Cat Cora
cooking trading
We were trading cooking secrets, ... What did you do to our car? What's your problem? Tony Stewart
cooking
I guess I fell into cooking. Bobby Flay
cooking enough something-new
Cooking is a subject you can never know enough about. There is always something new to discover. Bobby Flay
kitchen thieves robin-hood
That's it then. Cancel the kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas. Alan Rickman
kitchen peanut-butter lists
normal person's weekly chore list: 1. clean kitchen. 2. clean bathroom. 3. clean entire rest of domicile. cleaning impaired person's weekly chore list: 1. don't get peanut butter on sheets. Dave Barry
kitchen wells poisoning
Poisoning rarely happens in a well-managed kitchen. C. J. Cherryh
kitchen cleaning problem
I'm really good at laundry, and I have no problem cleaning the kitchen. Denis Leary
kitchen tables shrines
Their kitchen is their shrine, the cook their priest, the table their altar, and their belly their god. Charles Buck
kitchen walking-out walking
I'm in the kitchen and I'm not walking out. Charles Rangel
kitchen fats
A fat kitchin, a lean Will. Benjamin Franklin
kitchen want sushi
I want to take you away from this," I say, motioning around the kitchen, spastic. "From sushi and elves and... STUFF. Bret Easton Ellis
kitchen life-is forget
Everything in life is a checklist, whether it's building a birdhouse or building a kitchen. If you don't have a checklist, you're much more likely to forget something. Brian Tracy