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hilarious since tall
Since he's so tall and so big it was hilarious to see him do it. Quintyn Eldridge
hilarious military flower
If women were in charge of all the world's nations, there would be sincerely believe this - no military conflicts, and when there WAS a military conflict, everybody involved would feel just awful and there would soon be a high-level exchange of notes written on greeting cards with flowers on the front, followed by a Peace Luncheon Dave Barry
hilarious loneliness being-alone
I don't want to be alone, I want to be left alone. Audrey Hepburn
hilarious husband giving
I am truly not one to give advice. I'm divorced and I stole my best friend's husband. Denise Richards
hilarious pipes ran
wouldn't it be hilarious if he ran his pipes through (fill in the blank)? Preston Sturges
hilarious two cards
Everyone should be able to do one card trick, tell two jokes, and recite three poems, in case they are ever trapped in an elevator. Daniel Handler
hilarious lying ifs
If you have something to say and say nothing, you are really telling a lie. Ashleigh Brilliant
hilarious looks unexpected
Look how often the unexpected happens - yet we still never expect it.
hilarious believe fate
One possible reason that I don't believe in fate is that I wasn't fated to.
funny-life wish forget
If you wish to forget anything on the spot, make a note that this thing is to be remembered. Edgar Allan Poe
funny-life mean successful
I'm more financially successful, but it just means the shopping blunders I make are bigger now. Cathy Guisewite
funny-life world materials
Every time I get something under control in my own life, the world provides more material.
funny-life female combination
The word “future” and females is a dangerous combination. Chetan Bhagat
funny-life bad-day intelligent
Personally, I don't think there's intelligent life on other planets. Why should other planets be any different from this one? Bob Monkhouse
funny-life ends ifs
You'll be richer in the end than a prince, if you're a friend. Edgar Guest
funny-life hero red
If I can sell tickets to my movies like Red Sonja or Last Action Hero, you know I can sell just about anything. Arnold Schwarzenegger
funny-life heart gold
He has a heart of gold - only harder. Adolphe Menjou
funny-life life-is now-and-then
The hardest thing about life is that every now and then you have to do things so you have something to tweet about. Andy Borowitz
food fresh liked trained
Lunt was trained as a chef. He liked to use fresh food in his cooking.
food french general less respecting
Le Cirque at first was one of those general French restaurants in town, which were cooking more or less the same food. At Le Cirque, I wanted to do something different while respecting the foundation of the restaurant. I did that through the menu. Daniel Boulud
food households influence pressures time
Many households have two working spouses, so there are time pressures that influence food purchases.
food lost people stocks
Many people have lost all their food stocks and stoves in the quake ... and they need ready-to-eat food.
food groups mud
Mud is not one of the 4 food groups Nancy Cartwright
food
May all the food I partake be pure.
food men serve tendency
Men still have this tendency to see food as being like fuel. It's there to serve a purpose. Peter Baker
food kids shop
My kids really like food, and they like to cook, so it's a lot of fun to shop with them. Rebecca Stead
food
My favorite thing about Taiwan is the food. Jason Wu