Famous Quotes & Sayings

Prince Harry

To be honest dinner conversations was the worst bit about being a child and listening to the boring people around me.

Prince William

As I learned from growing up, you don't mess with your grandmother.

Prince

Act your age, not your shoe size.

Prince Philip

I never see any home cooking - all I get is fancy stuff.

Pope John XXIII

Italians come to ruin most generally in three ways, women, gambling, and farming. My family chose the slowest one.

Pope John XXIII

It often happens that I wake up at night and begin to think about a serious problem and decide I must tell the Pope about it. Then I wake up completely and remember that I am the Pope.

Mickey Rivers

Pitching is 80% of the game and the other half is hitting and fielding.

Mickey Rivers

What was the name of that dog on "Rin Tin Tin"?

Nathaniel Hawthorne

Come, therefore, and let us fling mud at them!

Moshe Dayan

If we lose this war, I'll just start another in my wife's name.

Mother Teresa

If you really love one another, you will not be able to avoid making sacrifices.

Victor Hugo

I don't mind what Congress does, as long as they don't do it in the streets and frighten the horses.

Victor Hugo

Fashions have done more harm than revolutions.

Victor Borge

When an opera star sings her head off? she usually improves her appearance.

Victor Borge

I wish to thank my parents for making it all possible? and I wish to thank my children for making it necessary.

Victor Borge

He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.

Victor Borge

The difference between a violin and a viola is that a viola burns longer.

Victor Borge

I don't mind going back to daylight saving time. With inflation, the hour will be the only thing I've saved all year.

Victor Borge

Santa Claus has the right idea - visit people only once a year.

Richard Bach

Life does not require us to be consistent, cruel, patient, helpful, angry, rational, thoughtless, loving, rash, open-minded, neurotic, careful, rigid, tolerant, wasteful, rich, downtrodden, gentle, sick, considerate, funny, stupid, healthy, greedy, beautiful, lazy, responsive, foolish, sharing, pressured, intimate, hedonistic, industrious, manipulative, insightful, capricious, wise, selfish, kind or sacrificed. Life does, however, require us to live with the consequences of our choices.

Robert Foster Bennett

There is a misleading, unwritten rule that states if a quote giving advice comes from someone famous, very old, or Greek, then it must be good advice.

Robert Fulghum

It will be a great day when our schools have all the money they need, and our air force has to have a bake-sale to buy a bomber.

Robert Frost

The greatest thing in family life is to take a hint when a hint is intended-and not to take a hint when a hint isn't intended.

Robert Frost

I cut my own hair. I got sick of barbers because they talk too much. And too much of their talk was about my hair coming out.

Robert Frost

College is a refuge from hasty judgment.

Robert Frost

Home is the place where, when you have to go there, they have to take you in.

Robert Frost

A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.

Robert Frost

The brain is a wonderful organ; it starts working the moment you get up in the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.

Robert Frost

A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.

Robert Bloch

Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings.

Robert Bloch

The man who smiles when things go wrong has thought of someone to blame it on.

Robert Benchley

The ideal age for a boy to own a dog is between forty-five and fifty.

Robert Benchley

I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.