Quotes about funny
funny mean men
Why, except as a means of livelihood, a man should desire to act on the stage when he has the whole world to act in, is not clear to me. George Bernard Shaw
funny witty learning
We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
funny wisdom country
Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
funny education art
A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence University education.
funny-inspirational men hegel
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history.
funny-inspirational vegetarianism average
The average age (longevity) of a meat eater is 63. I am on the verge of 85 and still work as hard as ever. I have lived quite long enough and am trying to die; but I simply cannot do it. A single beef-steak would finish me; but I cannot bring myself to swallow it. I am oppressed with a dread of living forever. That is the only disadvantage of vegetarianism.
funny life drinking
Alcohol is the anesthesia by which we endure the operation of life.
funny happy-birthday time
Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children.
funny humor soldier
NAPOLEON: What shall we do with this soldier, Giuseppe? Everything he says is wrong. GIUSEPPE: Make him a general, Excellency, and then everything he says will be right.
funny forever eulogy
Do not try to live forever. You will not succeed.
funny motivational flying
Both optimists and pessimists contribute to society. The optimist invents the aeroplane, the pessimist the parachute.
funny witty clever
Clever and attractive women do not want to vote; they are willing to let men govern as long as they govern men.
funny work congratulations
The secret to success is to offend the greatest number of people.
funny beauty humor
Beauty is all very well at first sight; but who ever looks at it when it has been in the house three days?
funny-friend love-is matter
Love is only chatter, friends are all that matter. Gelett Burgess
funny hate antipathy
I don't hate you.. I just don't like that you exist Gena Showalter
funny football winning
Football is a simple game. Twenty-two men chase a ball for 90 minutes and at the end, the Germans always win. Gary Lineker
funny farewell men
The farewell between Hitler and Mussolini at the station was very affectionate. Both men were moved. Galeazzo Ciano
funny fighting world
In the fight between you and the world, back the world. Franz Kafka
funny good jokes laugh loud mood ready
(Brittany) is real funny, loud and outgoing. She can make you laugh to get you in a good mood for your matches. She loosens up, jokes around and makes everyone ready to go.
funny hours nfl phone playing spent type
Before, it was more big-brother type stuff. Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.
funny hours nfl phone playing spent type
Before, it was more big-brother type stuff, ... Now that he's playing in the league, it's funny because we spent two hours on the phone the other day - and it was all NFL stuff.
funny golfers king realize retiring start thinking
Betsy King has been retiring for 25 years. It's funny when golfers say that. When you start thinking about what else you can do, you realize there's nothing better than what we do.
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Everything is so funny in the movie. The funniest thing about the movie is the transformations they were able to make with the characters. Joe Viterelli
funny telling
Even more so -- and it's genuine. He's always laughing, telling stories. He's pretty funny.
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Every photograph is the photographer's opinion about something. It's how they feel about something: what they think is horrible, tragic, funny. Mary Ellen Mark
funny satellite smile
Every so often, I like to go to the window, look up, and smile for a satellite picture.
funny players playing runners saying train using
Baseball players practice, runners practice, so how can you practice being funny? You get up onstage. You train as an improviser, playing make-believe, using the vernacular of improvisation, saying 'yes and' to other people's ideas, making statements. Ali Farahnakian
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So we used to look for funny songs, and learn them and play them. And we used to play them in pubs. Neil Innes
funny work
I've always wanted to work with children, to help people, and to be funny. Kym Whitley
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Teaching someone to be funny is like teaching someone to be fast. They're already fast. You're just making them faster.
funny thank
I've nothing funny to say, but thank you, Julian Clary
funny knock rock spend thats
Bam:Let's see if we can rock and knock this thing over. Ryan:Yeah, thats how I wanted to spend my afternoon... dead. Ryan Dunn