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funny humorous mind
I have made up my mind that I must have money, Pa. I feel that I can't beg it, borrow it, or steal it; and so I have resolved that I must marry it. Charles Dickens
funny morning self
All knives and forks were working away at a rate that was quite alarming; very few words were spoken; and everybody seemed to eat his utmost, in self defence, as if a famine were expected to set in before breakfast-time to-morrow morning, and it had become high time to assert the first law of nature.
funny death witty
He would make a lovely corpse.
funny kings humorous
It is an old prerogative of kings to govern everything but their passions.
funny people literature
Although a skillful flatterer is a most delightful companion if you have him all to yourself, his taste becomes very doubtful when he takes to complimenting other people.
funny christmas xmas
Happy, happy Christmas, that can win us back to the delusions of our childhood days, recall to the old man the pleasures of his youth, and transport the traveler back to his own fireside and quiet home!
funny law people
If there were no bad people, there would be no good lawyers.
funny marriage wedding
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinner. Charles Caleb Colton
funny age fifty
I'm aiming by the time I'm fifty to stop being an adolescent.
mud hell holes
When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell. Dennis Miller
mud feminine covered
I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud. Brian Clough
muddy people stones took until waters
When I was a kid, we didn't have any blues stations. I never heard Howlin' Wolf or Muddy Waters or any of those people until the Stones had come along, and I took it upon myself to find out who these people were that they were covering. Tom Petty
mud surf sometimes
You gotta go in the mud sometimes to figure who you are. Andy Irons
muddy surprised
We're not surprised that he would try to muddy the waters. Robert Schwartz
mud loses
He who sling mud, lose ground. Confucius
mud room taking throw walk wear
We wear respirators when we're in the houses. We've been taking mud out in wheelbarrows. You walk in a room and it just makes you want to throw up.
mud oil takes
Find some fun way to get a little more oil on your hands or mud on your boots. Sometimes, that's what it takes to take down some of the really big problems.
mud pleasant
Marsh is more pleasant to look at than kind of a mud bank.
fling kick people perfectly
The people are never so perfectly backed, but that they will kick and fling if not stroked at seasonable times.
fling kindred love
May love's kindred treasure box fling your luminescent glove.
fling name
Just a little fling and that's over with, ... And now I think I'm making my name with tennis. So that's what I'm here to do. Robby Ginepri
fling receiver
I don't know if he can read anything. The first receiver better be open, but he can fling it. Kurt Warner
fling
It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself.
fling i-can
I'm not one for flings, I can tell you that. Julian Lennon