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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon. Carol Leifer
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals. Agnes Repplier
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
mud feminine covered
I like my women to be feminine, not sliding into tackles and covered in mud. Brian Clough
mud smoke
There's no smoke without mud being flung around. Edwina Currie
mud hell holes
When you're sharing a mud hole with a wildebeest derriere in sub-Saharan Africa, that's a living hell. Dennis Miller
mud oil takes
Find some fun way to get a little more oil on your hands or mud on your boots. Sometimes, that's what it takes to take down some of the really big problems. Astro Teller
mud room taking throw walk wear
We wear respirators when we're in the houses. We've been taking mud out in wheelbarrows. You walk in a room and it just makes you want to throw up. Jeff Rolen
muddy surprised
We're not surprised that he would try to muddy the waters. Robert Schwartz
mud rocks time
Rocks and gravel will come down sometimes. But this is the first time there's ever been a mud event. Michael Hofmann
mud pleasant
Marsh is more pleasant to look at than kind of a mud bank. Mike Lawrence
muddy saved
Well, it saved her a lot of muddy shoes, Dick Cavett
fling kindred love
May love's kindred treasure box fling your luminescent glove. Isabel Yosito
fling kick people perfectly
The people are never so perfectly backed, but that they will kick and fling if not stroked at seasonable times. George Savile
fling name
Just a little fling and that's over with, ... And now I think I'm making my name with tennis. So that's what I'm here to do. Robby Ginepri
fling
It's not the thing you fling, it's the fling itself. Chris Stevens
fling receiver
I don't know if he can read anything. The first receiver better be open, but he can fling it. Kurt Warner
fling i-can
I'm not one for flings, I can tell you that. Julian Lennon