Famous Quotes & Sayings

Liam Hemsworth

I love my brothers' kids. It's funny - as an uncle, you become so protective of them.

Michael Patrick King

I love funny women. I love writing funny women characters.

Jimmy Kimmel

I'm sure I would, ... But that would be funny for you.

Matt McGorry

It's nice being liked for playing the nice guy, but it's also fun to be the funny one.

Joe Thornton

It's nice to see some funny goals. That's what happens when you shoot the puck.

Jeffrey Katzenberg

It's smart, it's funny, it's got something to say, it's got a heart. I think this one has really accomplished so much of what we set out to do.

Courtney Ford

It's so funny because the roles that I've been offered in the indie film world have been similar to each other, and the roles that I've been offered in the TV world have been similar to each other, but the TV roles and the indie film roles have been completely different.

It's not funny to me. It's great. I'm happy.

It was kind of funny. They kept going from one side to the other.

Andrew-Lee Potts

It was Nick Willing's intention to make 'Hatter' as sarcastically British funny as he could.

Demetri Martin

I wanna make a jigsaw puzzle that's 40,000 pieces. And when you finish it, it says 'go outside.'

Peter Capaldi

I've had very bleak experiences in hospitals, but they were also sometimes very funny.

I've got this funny feeling, you know, that I've done my poetry, written my poetry; been there, done that, don't want to go back.

Daryl Hall

I've got a sense of humor. I'm a funny guy.

Sarah Silverman

Oh, this sounds so obnoxious, ... I'm not planning anything out. I'm just trying to be funny. I don't think any of it's particularly deep. It's just what interests me.

There must be millions of people all over the world who never get any love letters . . . I could be their leader.

They're probably going to look more like Yahoo. It's funny, because for the longest time, Yahoo wanted to be AOL. Now it's probably the other way around.

Alice Lowe

If you're funny as a woman, people think it might be because someone else helped you.

If you really look at humor, that's what most of it is anyway. Somebody wisecracking at somebody else. Putting them down. If you look at all the sitcoms, that's all sitcoms are today. Things never change. Sardonic, sarcastic humor is always prevalent. It's hard to do something funny without being that way. It's classier if you didn't have to resort to it, I think.

Michael Stipe

In my spare time I like to faint. I do it a real lot and I just think it's very funny when it happens.

Simon Doonan

In a funny kind of way, they were very feminist.

Carly Fiorina

You have to master not only the art of listening to your head, you must also master listening to your heart and listening to your gut.

Carly Fiorina

Leadership comes in small acts as well as bold strokes.

Carly Fiorina

The data is clear: If you give a woman an opportunity, she will make a huge difference.

Candice Bergen

Living in LA is like not having a date on Saturday night.

Candice Bergen

Hollywood is like Picasso's bathroom.

Burt Bacharach

A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the word you first thought of.

James Hetfield

If you're into what you're playing, that's the most important thing.

James E. Faust

True charity ought to begin in marriage, for it is a relationship that must be rebuilt every day.

Jarvis Cocker

I recently spent quite a bit of time in Sheffield, England, which is where I'm from. I wouldn't move back there, but it's funny when you spend a bit of time in the place where you were brought up. You kind of realize how that place has had quite a big effect on you or made you a certain way.

Janeane Garofalo

I guess I just prefer to see the dark side of things. The glass is always half-empty. And cracked. And I just cut my lip on it. And chipped a tooth.

Jane Pauley

This may sound funny, but as much as the 'Today' show matured me, it also was something of a cocoon. I'd been happy there. I never went into the boss's office and pounded my fist on the desk, saying, 'Give me more money! Give me a prime-time show!'