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funny people wondered
People have often wondered how they'd feel if they were adopted. I think it's funny. Larry David
funny mankind maybe mystery order separate understand word words
Maybe in order to understand mankind we have to look at that word itself. MANKIND. Basically, it's made up of two separate words mank and ind. What do these words mean? It's a mystery and that's why so is mankind. 
funny half opening written year
Mel has written 10 new songs, and they're very funny. It's a year and a half away from opening on Broadway. Susan Stroman
funny heart people
The funny thing about me that most people never really understand is that, at heart, I'm really a jock. Billy Corgan
funny teamwork football
A football team is like a piano. You need eight men to carry it and three who can play the damn thing. Bill Shankly
funny golf hockey
He knows all the golf lingo. You know? You hit your ball, he's like "there's a golf shot. That's a golf shot." Well of course it's a golf shot; I just hit a golf ball. You don't see Gretzky skating around going "there's a hockey shot, that's a hockey shot." Bill Engvall
funny girl home
My son is 12 now, and is really getting into girls. A lot. But the thing about twelve year old boys is that they don't possess what I like to call that ... discretionary gene yet. We were walking home from the ballfield the other day and there was a woman walking towards us who was ... gifted. I saw them, and I saw him see them. But she was too close for me to go, "Dude, shut up." She hadn't walked two feet behind us and he goes "God dang, did you see the SIZE of those things?" And all I could say was "Yeah, I did!"
funny uncles humor
No parents. You have Uncle Jesse, forever in overalls. Then there's Bo and Duke. What do they do? I never saw them working for food or gas money. You can only kill so many possum.
funny humor vacation
I thought "RV" stood for "Recreational Vehicle." No! It stands for "Ruins Vacations."
losses outcome
Our family's outcome is better than the increasingly-heart-breaking losses experienced by many families.
loss loved suffered thoughts tragic
Our thoughts are with his family, who have suffered this tragic and untimely loss of a loved one. Mark Jones
loss remember
I'm in a little shock, to be honest. I don't remember a loss like this, Andy Roddick
loss men views
Fame is also won at the expense of others. Even the well-deserved honors of the scientist or man of learning are unfair to many persons of equal achievements who get none. When one man gets a place in the sun, the others are put in a denser shade. From the point of view of the whole group there's no gain whatsoever, and perhaps a loss. B. F. Skinner
loss inadequacy
Nothing destroys a relationship quicker than our fears of inadequacy and loss. Bill Crawford
loss weight tragic
No, as it turns out, I really like being congratulated on my weight loss. I like it so much, it's tragic. Carrie Fisher
loss geologist
Geologists are never at a loss for paperweights. Bill Bryson
loss sad time
It is a very sad time and a big loss for me personally. James Arness
loss choices cost
Weight loss programs and health clubs have an ethical and legal obligation to adequately disclose details about program costs before customers sign a contract. They should also clearly explain how the program works and what is expected so that consumers can make an informed choice whether to join. Bill Vaughan
care deserve gap group regardless
Regardless of who you are or what group you're in, there is a significant gap between the care you deserve and the care you receive.
care looking playing regardless rolling whoever
Regardless of our seeding, as long as we're playing well and rolling into the playoffs, that's what we care about. We're just looking at whoever we play, we have to be prepared. Vince Carter
career fighting finish hard injuries leave open recently retire summit
Recently I have been fighting more often with injuries than with my opponents. It's hard to retire from this sport, but I want to finish my career at the summit and leave the way open for my successors. Vitali Klitschko
career continues offensive presence remarkable solid
Reggie has just had a remarkable career and continues to give us a solid offensive presence that makes us a lot better.
carefully concern contracts districts price school
Price is a big concern in school districts all over the state. We didn't necessarily look this carefully at our contracts before.
cared life previous uncommon walks winners
Previous winners have come from all walks of life in our community, and they all had one thing in common, the uncommon way they cared about our community.
careless decisions passing
Our passing was awful. It's so undervalued in today's game. We make a lot of careless decisions at times.
care caring game passing played practice
Our passing was abysmal. Passing is a caring skill. If you care to put the pass on the guy's tape, you can make it. I haven't played a game in 30 years and I know I can do it. I do it in practice every day.
care health support
Our partnership with CVS has been crucial, ... They are visionaries, and their involvement in support of retail-based health care has been huge.