Famous Quotes & Sayings

Jarome Iginla

That one wasn't so funny because he got hurt.

Michael Leunig

What really irks me is the snide victimizing suggestion from some that I have tried to be lighthearted and funny... Oh my God - this is so offensive.

Confucius

Do not worry if others do not understand you. Instead worry if you do not understand others.

Thomas Fuller

A fox should not be on the jury at a goose's trial.

Thomas Fuller

A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into.

Thomas Fuller

Many come to bring their clothes to church rather than themselves.

Thomas Fuller

The patient is not likely to recover who makes the doctor his heir.

Thomas Fuller

A book that is shut is but a block.

Bill Cosby

A new father quickly learns that his child invariably comes to the bathroom at precisely the times when he's in there, as if he needed company. The only way for this father to be certain of bathroom privacy is to shave at the gas station.

Matthew Lillard

Thing is, I'm a funny actor, but I'm not good at being funny. I'm going to ramble for a second: I'm an actor who can make things funny in the moment, like in stakes or in circumstances or out of character.

Thinking and Thought: Thoughts are funny little things, They can make paupers or make kings.

Gigi Hadid

Twitter is the place where I try to be more funny. And then I use Instagram just as my diary. I pull some jokes on there, but I think people have a better sense of humor on Twitter.

Candice Wiggins

The tradition with the tree ... to me, it's funny.

The times I've tried not to be funny, it's never worked, and the times I'm trying not to be dark and just be funny, that never works, either. As varied as my subject matter is, I think the worldview is pretty consistent: seeing darkness and seeing humor.

Anderson Cooper

I see the show. I don't see anything funny about it. It's just me with my family, at home,

Natasha Leggero

What's great about stand-up is that you can say whatever you want and go around the country, and sometimes the world, and work on it and see how people react. You don't need Standards & Practices or notes from lawyers or producers to tell you what's funny.

Courtney Barnett

What's funny about the slacker thing, people project an image of what they think a musician is: young, slack, unemployed - like a really romantic idea of a poet, writer or musician - which isn't really true a lot of the time. I don't reckon you would know anything about me if I wasn't moderately hard-working.

The public votes with their wallets and this is an affirmation that funny is money.

Woody Allen

I'm going to give my psychoanalyst one more year, then I'm going to Lourdes

Mary Roach

I'm not a quick wit. I'm only funny on paper. I mean, I'm not totally humorless! It's just that in person, I'm not quite the way I am on paper.

Jessica Lowndes

I like guys who are honest and funny. Looks come and go; I want to be 65 years old and laughing with my husband.

Pete Wentz

I like idolator.com a lot. Every once in a while they shred me on there, but it's usually pretty funny.

It sounds like he's being gracious. I mean, how could he get that wrong? It sounds funny to me,

Gilbert Arenas

You think you're funny until you meet somebody like Tom Tolbert.

This is Cunis at the Vauxhall End. Cunis - a funny sort of name. Neither one thing nor the other.

Once it took that long, I thought it might be a goal. I thought it might be kind of funny where one team celebrates and then they're going to turn it over and we're going to win the hockey game.

It's an honor to be an all-star, and it's funny how it worked out with the poster. I've already had some great experiences in this game. I just hope we can go in and get a win for our team and the fans.

It's mental when things are going well. It's funny how things happen. When things aren't going well, you can't kick one in.

It's usually very funny or sometimes really sweet.

Mata Hari

It's not just a matter of going through Heat and chucking in anyone. You have to have a pretty one, a funny one, a thick one and a mad one,

Matt Berry

I'm not looking for pity. The funny thing is, people still come up to me and apologize. I always laugh and say, 'for what?' Through good times and bad, I've learned a lot from this whole experience. There's nothing to feel sorry for.

Ray Stevens

I'm not just a singer of funny songs; I am basically, first and foremost, a musician. I'm always recording all styles of music.

Kaley Cuoco

I love when guys are funny. I love guys that are funny and goofy and over the top. And you know, I really like personality. I do.