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funny pain philosophy
I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain. Carol Leifer
funny men humans
It was a mixed marriage. I'm human, and he was a Klingon.
funny waiting almost-done
Ask her to wait a moment I am almost done. Carl Friedrich Gauss
funny patience humor
Humor brings insight and tolerance. Irony brings a deeper and less friendly understanding. Agnes Repplier
funny women humor
Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their earthly pedestals.
funny sarcastic war
History teaches us that men and nations behave wisely once they have exhausted all other alternatives. Abba Eban
funny marriage witty
Banks have a new image. Now you have 'a friend,' your friendly banker. If the banks are so friendly, how come they chain down the pens? Alan King
funny-inspirational integrity technology
Most software today is very much like an Egyptian pyramid with millions of bricks piled on top of each other, with no structural integrity, but just done by brute force and thousands of slaves. Alan Kay
funny girl humor
All I need to make a comedy is a park, a policeman and a pretty girl. Charlie Chaplin
college class careers
When I was right out of college, I felt competitive with some of the guys in my class over career stuff. Aaron Staton
college people degrees
After 9/11, the amount of applicants the FBI received increased exponentially. Whereas you used to require a college degree, and it was a small group of people who were just out of college, after 9/11, it changed. Aaron Tveit
college would-be financial
We also knew it would be difficult, because of the financial condition of the family, for me to go to college. Alan Shepard
college years games
Well, I just can't play the game anymore. I'm 63 years old, and I've been in the business for 40 years now. I take good advice and direction really well, but I don't need somebody that finished college two years ago to come in and tell me what I should be recording. Charlie Daniels
college honor problem
Helen Keller was blind and deaf when she graduated from college with honors. So what's your problem? Charles Stanley
college fact higher people realize shows standards students
The fact that so many more students now want to go to college shows our young people realize the need for higher standards and achievement, Richard Mills
college education good people
We have so many good colleges. If you're honest, it's not the education they get as much as the connections, the people they meet. And that's where a lot of it's at. David Elkind
college kids last played six year
We have six kids that played for us last year but aren't back. We have some kids, we just don't have enough kids with college experience.
college credit degrees earn kept ways
There are a lot of different ways individuals can earn college credit and get their degrees these days? It's probably one of the better kept secrets. Anne Robinson
judgment profit draws
A right judgment draws us a profit from all things we see . William Shakespeare
judgment should judgment-of-others
I learned always to trust my own deep sense of what I should do, and not just obediently trust the judgment of others - even others better than I am. Barbara Deming
judgmental hard
I've worked really, really hard on myself to not be judgmental. Jane Fonda
judgment liar thief
Milosevic, who in my judgment is a liar and a thief and a scoundrel, Lawrence Eagleburger
judgment mike
My judgment was that we had a battlefield commander, ... To go down there, I would have been doing Mike Brown's job. Michael Chertoff
judgments translate vote
Shareholders will be able to make better judgments about compensation, and that can translate into how you vote for directors.
judgment checks good-judgment
Hope is a great falsifier. Let good judgment keep her in check. Baltasar Gracian
judgments later ought played reserve statements twelve
Let's be honest, what are we? Twelve and five? We've played 17 games. I think we ought to reserve those kind of judgments and statements to much later down the road. John Brady
judgmental cop behavior
Being judgmental about your own behavior is actually another cop-out because it makes you feel as though you're doing something virtuous. Barbara Sher