Famous Quotes & Sayings

Val McDermid

There is still a funny notion that women should not write violent fiction.

Trey Parker

I think you could take any Bruckheimer movie and do it with puppets, and it would be screamingly funny.

Thomas Keller

No, it's funny, when I eat out it's not typically in the kind of restaurants people might imagine.

Yeah, I am. It's funny because now the girls are showing the men the way to get it done. Winning this was an unbelievable feeling. I can't tell you how happy I am.

Jean Kerr

Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.

Ashton Kutcher

I don't think I'm a funny person in general. I have had to learn comedy.

Amanda Peet

If you think about it, there aren't that many women who are in their 40s, who are Jewish and funny and stage-worthy.

Amy Jo Johnson

I can't imagine actually singing on this show like I did on 'Felicity', but it would be kind of funny.

Ambrose Bierce

Logic: The art of thinking and reasoning in strict accordance with the limitations and incapacities of the human misunderstanding.

Charles Nelson Reilly

The thing that's funny is that everyone thinks I'm dead.

Derek Hough

I think for me, the thing that gets me in the right mindset is just watching something funny, something light, something that makes me feel good. Regardless of what it is - when you feel good, when you feel upbeat, creativity flows!

Derek Hough

Can someone's true value really be estimated? Maybe there needs to be an Edmunds.com for people on TV. That would be funny and possibly cruel.

Chandler Parsons

I'm very lighthearted, outgoing, friendly, and funny, so I like to try new things.

William Shakespeare

Were kisses all the joys in bed, One woman would another wed.

William Shakespeare

Graze on my lips; and if those hills be dry, stray lower, where the pleasant fountains lie.

William Shakespeare

The empty vessel makes the loudest sound.

Erma Bombeck

My kids always perceived the bathroom as a place where you wait it out until all the groceries are unloaded from the car.

Seeing the funny side of life is useful, and I've always had a sense of humour.

Xavier Niel

It's funny how the smallest things I've done speak the loudest about me, but I like that.

Yakov Smirnoff

I was this non-threatening funny guy who contrasted the image of the Brezhnevs and the Reagans of the world.

Imelda May

I'm not filthy rich! I'm not as rich as people think. It's funny, isn't it?

Idina Menzel

I would love to play 'Funny Girl' or 'Evita,' but I idolize the women who have played those parts. I don't know if there needs to be another version of those shows.

Ian Frazier

Writing humor for me is more like a watchful-ness. You have to watch. When you say something funny, or someone else does, it's more like you wait for the piece.

Gaines Adams

It's funny, as a little kid, you look up to those guys who you play as in 'Madden,' and now to see myself in the game, it's an honor.

Whoopi Goldberg

I don't have to be bam, bam, bam, funny when I'm working. I can tell stories, and there's some funny in them.

Constance Wu

I do think there are some actors that can get away with trying to be funny, and they're still funny because they're just likeable, and you want to see them. Me, though, when you see me trying to be funny, it's like the worst thing in the world. It's needy, it's cloying, it's manipulative - it's bad.

Don Rickles

If something strikes me as funny, I'll put it in my performance.

Mark Twain

The past may not repeat itself, but it sure does rhyme

Willow Shields

I thought it was really funny that half the people I autographed things for said, 'Autograph the back of my phone.' I was like, 'What? Really? Seriously?' They didn't have anything else.

Terence Lewis

I want to be part of movies that have important and interesting subjects but are not depressing and are rather satirical and funny.

Alexander Woollcott

Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if we didn't spend half our time wishing.

Alexander Woollcott

A hick town is one where there is no place to go where you shouldn't go.

Alexander Woollcott

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening.