Famous Quotes & Sayings

Seal

I mean, I'm married first of all to one of, if not the most wonderful women in the world. She is everything - funny, attractive, hard-working, she has integrity, she loves me to bits.

Sarah Silverman

If you are truly offended by an 80-year-old man saying you're not funny, then you're probably not funny.

Olivia Munn

It is possible in this world to be pretty and funny and successful all at the same time.

Pierce Brosnan

There are a lot of funny things that happen in one's life.

Reba McEntire

Being sexy is kind of funny to me. You know, I can get kind of spunky or I can get tough, you know, that kind of tough, sexy look. But sexy? No, I don't think so.

Rickie Fowler

All you can do is really the prep work and make sure you're ready to hit each golf shot. Outside of that, you're not sure really what's going to happen. It's a funny game, but I think that's why I love it. You never know, one day to the next; you could go shoot 62, and the next day you're going to shoot 78, and you can't predict it.

Richard Marx

It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room.

Regina King

It's funny that until I actually met my husband, I never thought I'd get married.

Robert Frost

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.

Harvey Mackay

Time is free, but it's priceless. You can'town it, but you can use it. You can't keepit, but you can spend it. Once you've lost ityou can never get it back.

Trips were always a blast; he was just a funny guy.

Scott Hamilton

You know, it's funny ... skating has always given me life,

Heather Graham

The funny thing is, I look at these magazines that make me so insecure and neurotic, but I'm in them!

Harland Williams

I don't laugh so much at jokes and premises as I do at a guy who goes onstage and starts twitching and acting funny.

E. F. Schumacher

It might be said that it is the ideal of the employer to have production without employees and the ideal of the employee is to have income without work.

E. F. Schumacher

The printing press is either the greatest blessing or the greatest curse of modern times, sometimes one forgets which it is.

You have so many all-stars, great players, who don't wear suits. Are you going to tell them that they aren't representing the league well? It's going to be funny to see how this whole thing transpires.

You amaze me. You're 229 years old and that's what you think is funny.

Andy Cole

We wanted to make it funny. We've had success because we have a good time with it.

Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected.

Bette Davis

From the moment I was six I felt sexy. And let me tell you it was hell, sheer hell, waiting to do something about it.

Bette Davis

An affair now and then is good for a marriage. It adds spice, stops it from getting boring... I ought to know.

Bette Davis

I'd luv to kiss ya, but I just washed my hair.

Berkeley Breathed

It's never too late to have a happy childhood.

Ashton Kutcher

I'll watch a Keanu Reeves movie and I'll go, 'Wow, he's really not a very good actor!'

Bill Vaughan

By the time you're eighty years old you've learned everything. You only have to remember it.

Bill Vaughan

Economists report that a college education adds many thousands of dollars to a man's lifetime income - which he then spends sending his son to college.

Bill Vaughan

A citizen of America will cross the ocean to fight for democracy, but won't cross the street to vote in a national election.

Bill Vaughan

Money won't buy happiness, but it will pay the salaries of a large research staff to study the problem.

Bill Burr

What would you rather be? 52 and look 52, or 52 and look like a 28-year-old lizard?

Bill Hicks

I'm a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.

Bill Hicks

I loved when Bush came out and said, 'We are losing the war against drugs.' You know what that implies? There's a war being fought, and the people on drugs are winning it.

Bill Hicks

Let me tell you about gays in the military. I don't want any gay people hanging around me while I'm killing kids. I just don't want to see it.